01 · Roasts
Time Capsule Coder
Your most recent push is from September 2, 2012. That's not a GitHub profile — that's a digital archaeological dig site.
Speed Runner of Software
try_git: 3 commits in 4 minutes. irccloudplus: 11 commits in one day. Bryan doesn't build software, he speedruns it and never comes back.
The Perfect staleRepoRatio
staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Not 0.9. Not 0.95. A perfect, unblemished 1.0. Every single repo abandoned. That's not a ratio, that's a lifestyle.
13 Commits, 59 Fans
You have 59 followers and 13 commits in the last year. That's 4.5 followers per commit. Your audience-to-output ratio is frankly inspirational.
Zero Stars, Zero README, Zero Regrets
Neither repo has a README, tests, or CI. Combined stars: 0. Combined active years: less than one day each. The docs are the void.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
204 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript64%
- Python36%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
13
Followers
59
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
GameGamer43 /
class_proj10
Repo for Python Class Assignment 10
GameGamer43 /
irccloudplus
A one-off Chrome extension for irccloud from 2012 (11 commits in single day). No README, tests, CI, or documentation. Untyped JavaScript with basic functionality: notifications, sound alerts, channel filtering. Lacks modern practices and is obsolete.
GameGamer43 /
try_git
Empty scaffold repo with 3 commits in ~4 minutes. No documentation, tests, CI, or meaningful code. Classic learning experiment snapshot.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 28, 2009Joined GitHub
- Nov 22, 2011Created class_proj10 — Repo for Python Class Assignment 10
- May 8, 2012Created irccloudplus — Chrome extension addon for irccloud
- Sep 2, 2012Created try_git
- Sep 2, 2012Most recent push to try_git
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.