01 · Roasts
30 Commits to a Bio File
The 'Gameoholic' repo has 30 recent commits and zero lines of actual code. That's not gardening your README — that's composting it.
Zero Stars, Five Projects, Maximum Confidence
21 total stars across 40 repos, including a portfolio site that proudly lists chalk, daniels-portal, and HytaleIO — all at 0 stars. Self-hype loop fully closed.
65% Graveyard Ratio
Two-thirds of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig site.
Community of One
0 external PRs this year, 0 issues filed on other projects, 11 followers (11 following) — the follow graph is perfectly symmetric because the only person watching your work is you.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight58D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
148 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript37%
- Kotlin20%
- Java19%
- C++9%
- GDScript7%
- HTML2%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
31
Commits
last 12 months
396
Followers
11
Joined GitHub
Jul 2017
05 · Top repos
Gameoholic /
daniels-portal
Personal auth platform built from scratch with custom token/permission system; typed TypeScript, well-structured multi-layer DB abstraction (dal.ts enforces auth), but WIP status, no tests/CI, and 0 external adoption.
Gameoholic /
gameoholic-dev-portfolio
Personal portfolio/showcase site built in React + TypeScript + Vite with Tailwind CSS. Presents 6 featured projects (Chalk, Daniel's Portal, Trutensils, etc.) with rich project detail pages, skill showcase, and polished UI. Lacks tests and CI but typed, documented, and well-structured.
Gameoholic /
chalk
Chalk is an active personal whiteboard SaaS project with typed Node/React stack, structured layout, working CI/CD, but zero public adoption (0 stars, 0 forks). The codebase is well-organized with documented error handling patterns, but serves a nascent product with no production evidence beyond a single live deploy.
Gameoholic /
HytaleIO
Early-stage Hytale mod implementing a capture-the-block game mechanic with typed Java, structured multi-file layout, and basic game state management. 11 days old, 9 commits, no tests or CI yet.
Gameoholic /
NoSlopThankYou-Instagram
Browser extension to remove Instagram reels, ads, and suggested content. Minimal scope (6 KB, ~450 LOC), no docs, no tests, quick first-week sprint with 4 commits over 1 day.
Gameoholic /
Gameoholic
Personal about-me repository with only README, no substantive code or project artifacts. 32KB size, no tests, CI, license, or structure; represents a placeholder portfolio link.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 14, 2017Joined GitHub
- Jun 6, 2023Created Gameoholic — Shitty about me
- Oct 29, 2025Created daniels-portal
- Jan 24, 2026Created HytaleIO
- Jan 27, 2026Created chalk
- Mar 20, 2026Created NoSlopThankYou-Instagram — Remove all reels, ads and otherwise intrusive aspects of Instagram (100% customizable)
- Apr 10, 2026Created gameoholic-dev-portfolio
- Apr 27, 2026Most recent push to gameoholic-dev-portfolio
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.