01 · Roasts
8 commits, 1 year
totalCommitsYear=8. That's not a GitHub profile, that's a shy houseplant. Even your heatmap looks embarrassed — entire months are pitch black.
README? Never heard of her.
Two out of three repos have no README at all. The one that does is literally the default Next.js create-next-app template. Congratulations on copying the scaffold.
The 4-Commit Sprint Artist
gauss-fullstack-2: 4 commits, 3 days. shopify-experimental: 4 commits, 1 day. You treat repos like scratch paper — great ideas, immediate abandonment.
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 PRs
Across 10 public repos, zero stars, zero forks, zero pull requests contributed to anyone else. The GitHub social network doesn't know you exist — and the data agrees.
Tests Are a Myth
Not a single test file across the entire portfolio. No CI either. You're shipping blind and you know it — the GLSL shader code alone has more integrity than your QA process.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
78 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript75%
- HTML16%
- TypeScript3%
- CSS3%
- GLSL3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
8
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Mar 2024
05 · Top repos
GaussJordan0 /
noor-website
Next.js physiotherapy clinic website for Sam Physio Berlin with functional contact form, smooth animations, and responsive design. Untyped JavaScript, no tests or CI, but well-structured components and clear business purpose.
GaussJordan0 /
gauss-fullstack-2
Early-stage learning project: full-stack TypeScript notes app with Express backend and React frontend. Typed, structured, but minimal documentation, no tests, and only 4 commits across 3 days.
GaussJordan0 /
shopify-experimental
Starter Next.js + Shopify storefront project with basic product listing. Created Sept 17–18, 2025 (1 day old), 4 commits. Untyped JavaScript, no tests/CI, minimal documentation beyond boilerplate.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 31, 2024Joined GitHub
- Mar 26, 2025Created noor-website
- Sep 17, 2025Created shopify-experimental
- May 21, 2026Created gauss-fullstack-2 — learning full stack without tutorials
- May 24, 2026Most recent push to gauss-fullstack-2
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.