01 · Roasts
One-Hit Wonder (Minus the Hit)
One public repo, 0 stars, 0 forks, and last touched in March 2019. Your entire GitHub career fits inside a single 18-day sprint from over 5 years ago.
The Heatmap Is a Void
52 weeks of heatmap. 52 weeks of pure darkness. Not a single public commit in the past year. The contribution graph looks like a black hole formed where motivation used to be.
Quality? Never Heard of Her
Hello_World has no README, no tests, no CI, no license, and no type hints. Every single quality checkbox is unchecked — it's like you actively avoided the concept of documentation.
Global State of Emergency
Piano.py ships with global mutable state (`global placement`, `global toucheEncoreEnfonce`) and hardcoded actor lists. The piano has more keys than your codebase has abstractions.
Joined GitHub, Then Left Immediately
Account created Feb 19, 2019. Last push Mar 9, 2019. That's 18 days of GitHub usage across a 5+ year account lifespan. A true drive-by commit.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight15F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Feb 2019
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Feb 19, 2019Joined GitHub
- Feb 19, 2019Created Hello_World
- Mar 9, 2019Most recent push to Hello_World
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.