01 · Roasts
Sprint Poet, Finisher of Nothing
358 commits/year but 79% of your 43 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You love the first day of a project more than any feature ever written.
dp8-dwmglass: Two Days of Glory
You built D3D11 shaders, PE parsing, and a Gaussian blur pipeline in 48 hours... then stopped. Your README TODO list is longer than your commit history.
gbaw: The World's Most Aspirational 4KB
You created a GBA emulator that literally has '// todo: rom loading' in the bootstrap. Pokemon Emerald is safe for now.
26 Stars Across 43 Repos
That's 0.6 stars per repo lifetime average. Even your most-liked project probably got starred by your future self.
PHP/CSS/Twig Is 87% of Your DNA
The stats say 'systems developer' but the bytes say 'Symfony template enjoyer'. The C++ repo is the outlier, not the identity.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
97 active days
Language distribution
- PHP38%
- CSS25%
- Twig24%
- C++3%
- TypeScript2%
- JavaScript2%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
33
Commits
last 12 months
358
Followers
11
Joined GitHub
Oct 2018
05 · Top repos
Hedy88 /
dp8-dwmglass
Windows DWM glass theme reimplementation; very recent (2-day-old) work-in-progress C++ project with functioning hooking, shader rendering, and theme parsing infrastructure but no production adoption.
Hedy88 /
ce-toolchain
A niche but functional Windows CE cross-compilation toolchain with clear documentation, Python type hints, structured multi-file layout, and working examples. Recent one-week sprint with minimal stars; solves a specific technical problem elegantly.
Hedy88 /
gbaw
Early-stage GBA emulator WASM project with minimal implementation. 3 commits in one day, ~4KB codebase, no tests/CI. Core emulator logic unimplemented (TODO in bootstrap-emu.js ROM loading).
06 · Timeline
- Oct 6, 2018Joined GitHub
- Jul 25, 2026Created gbaw — gba emulator but its WASM
- Aug 12, 2026Created dp8-dwmglass — he was boiling up Windows Desktop Window Manager in a kettle
- Aug 22, 2026Created ce-toolchain — A self-contained cross-compilation toolchain for classic Windows CE and Windows Mobile
- Aug 22, 2026Most recent push to ce-toolchain
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.