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Hedy88

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README enthusiast

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Sprint Poet, Finisher of Nothing

358 commits/year but 79% of your 43 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. You love the first day of a project more than any feature ever written.

dp8-dwmglass: Two Days of Glory

You built D3D11 shaders, PE parsing, and a Gaussian blur pipeline in 48 hours... then stopped. Your README TODO list is longer than your commit history.

gbaw: The World's Most Aspirational 4KB

You created a GBA emulator that literally has '// todo: rom loading' in the bootstrap. Pokemon Emerald is safe for now.

26 Stars Across 43 Repos

That's 0.6 stars per repo lifetime average. Even your most-liked project probably got starred by your future self.

PHP/CSS/Twig Is 87% of Your DNA

The stats say 'systems developer' but the bytes say 'Symfony template enjoyer'. The C++ repo is the outlier, not the identity.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    28F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    35F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    62C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    55D
  • Community
    10% weight
    25F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

97 active days

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Language distribution

7 langs
  • PHP38%
  • CSS25%
  • Twig24%
  • C++3%
  • TypeScript2%
  • JavaScript2%
  • Other6%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

33

Commits

last 12 months

358

Followers

11

Joined GitHub

Oct 2018

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Oct 6, 2018
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jul 25, 2026
    Created gbaw — gba emulator but its WASM
  3. Aug 12, 2026
    Created dp8-dwmglass — he was boiling up Windows Desktop Window Manager in a kettle
  4. Aug 22, 2026
    Created ce-toolchain — A self-contained cross-compilation toolchain for classic Windows CE and Windows Mobile
  5. Aug 22, 2026
    Most recent push to ce-toolchain

07 · Compare

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08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total39.6
Top-end curve+0.9
Final overall40.5

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
Hedy88 · 40.5/100 — Rate My GitHub