01 · Roasts
One-Line Frontend Engineer
Your ITM-Saxion frontend application is a single Console.WriteLine. That's not an MVP — that's a comment dressed as a project.
Deadline-Driven Developer
48 commits all year, clustered in 9 frantic weeks. Your GitHub heatmap looks less like a developer and more like a student who just remembered assignments exist.
Jenkins Security Theater
Your Jenkinsfile has a ZAP security testing stage that literally just echoes 'security test....' — the only thing it's testing is your professor's attention span.
Infrastructure Without Infrastructure
43% of your code is HCL and you span AWS, Azure, GCP, and Kubernetes — yet zero stars, zero forks, zero external users. Cloud native, audience absent.
Professional Student
Every single repo has 'Saxion' in the name or description. Your GitHub is a semester's worth of homework with a CI/CD pipeline attached.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight43D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
15 active days
Language distribution
- HCL43%
- Shell21%
- PowerShell11%
- Bicep10%
- C#8%
- Jinja6%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
48
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Mar 2022
05 · Top repos
Hintenhaus04 /
Automated-Infrastructures
Saxion coursework IaC assignment spanning AWS Terraform, Ansible Docker orchestration, and Azure Bicep; typed infrastructure code with README and 8 commits over 2 days, but minimal external adoption or architectural novelty.
Hintenhaus04 /
ITM-Saxion
Educational DevOps assignment project with 23 commits over 9 days. Bilingual README, Jenkinsfile, PowerShell automation script, and minimal .NET frontend. Typed C# but no tests, CI/CD incomplete, thin documentation scope.
Hintenhaus04 /
container-saxion
School project demonstrating GKE/Kubernetes/Docker concepts with working CI/CD pipeline, Helm configs, and Blue-Green deployment patterns. Minimal README, no tests, untyped shell scripts.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 15, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jan 8, 2025Created ITM-Saxion — An assignment I'm doing for the course Technical Management & Monitoring at Saxion University of Applied Sciences in Enschede. The course is about ITM, a fictional company.
- Apr 10, 2025Created Automated-Infrastructures — assignment for Saxion. I will try to expand it when I have time
- Feb 11, 2026Created container-saxion — a little project for school
- Mar 19, 2026Most recent push to container-saxion
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.