01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Keeper
A staleRepoRatio of 0.90 means 90% of your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeological dig site.
20 Commits a Year? Ambitious.
totalCommitsYear = 20. That's not a development cadence, that's a rounding error. The heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle with 4 dots.
The Perl Whisperer
Two of your three scored repos are Perl libraries — one last touched in 2015. The language isn't dead, but this code might be. At least the POD docs are tidy.
CI? Tests? Never Heard of Them.
Zero CI, zero tests across all three scored repos. README=yes is doing a lot of heavy lifting here — it's the only flag that ever fires.
BlitzMax in 2011 Called, It Wants Its Stars Back
Rackspace-Cloud-Files-Sync earned 7 stars with BlitzMax — a language most developers have never heard of — and then was abandoned before Obama's second term.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- C18%
- JavaScript17%
- Perl15%
- PHP13%
- C++11%
- Shell11%
- Other15%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
21
Commits
last 12 months
20
Followers
52
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
Htbaa /
WebService-Rackspace-CloudFiles
Perl Cloud Files client library with structured OOP design, comprehensive documentation in POD, test suite, and active maintenance through 2023. Addresses a real service integration use case but limited adoption.
Htbaa /
Validation-Class
Perl data validation framework with comprehensive DSL and multi-file architecture. Untyped Perl, no CI/tests, but documented README and structured lib/ layout support ~2kb codebase across 2+ years.
Htbaa /
Rackspace-Cloud-Files-Sync
BlitzMax-based Rackspace Cloud Files backup utility from 2009-2011 with minimal adoption (7 stars, last push 2011), no tests/CI, and untyped code; hobbyist project with functional backup/restore logic but thin architecture and outdated dependencies.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 4, 2009Joined GitHub
- Aug 7, 2009Created Rackspace-Cloud-Files-Sync — An application for online backup using Rackspace Cloud Files service
- Jul 3, 2010Created WebService-Rackspace-CloudFiles — Perl Interface to Rackspace Cloud Files service
- Jun 29, 2021Created Validation-Class
- Aug 2, 2023Most recent push to WebService-Rackspace-CloudFiles
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.