01 · Roasts
Commit Ghost
7 public commits in the last year. Your heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle where someone lost most of the dots.
Museum Curator
76% of your repos haven't been pushed in 2+ years. At this point your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital archaeology site.
SQL Injection Archivist
phpmysql is still up in 2025, proudly teaching a generation of developers how to bypass authentication. A gift that keeps on giving.
One-Man Island
466 followers, 1 PR and 0 issues in the past year. Your fans are more productive in your repos than you are.
PHP & JS, Just PHP & JS
41% PHP and 35% JavaScript. Python and Shell are listed at 0%. Branching out is apparently a weekend project that never made it to the commit stage.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
178 active days
Language distribution
- PHP41%
- JavaScript35%
- CSS14%
- HTML9%
- Python0%
- Shell0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
466
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
InFog /
meuvim
Personal Neovim configuration with 35 stars, well-documented setup guide, modular language-specific configs, and 14+ years of continuous refinement. Vim Script lacks typing but demonstrates thoughtful architecture and multi-language support.
InFog /
SimpleFinance
Personal PHP finance tracker demonstrating best practices (PHPUnit, Travis-CI, Coveralls) with clean domain-driven design, but minimal adoption (8 stars), inactive since 2014, and no license declaration.
InFog /
phpmysql
Educational code examples from a 2013 PHP/MySQL book showing task management application with multiple iterations. No tests, CI, or license; significant SQL injection vulnerabilities in production code snippets.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 9, 2009Joined GitHub
- May 16, 2011Created meuvim — My vim config files
- May 26, 2013Created SimpleFinance — Ultra Simple Finance Management
- Nov 3, 2013Created phpmysql — Exemplos do livro "Desenvolvimento web com PHP e MySQL" da @casadocodigo
- Oct 10, 2025Most recent push to meuvim
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.