01 · Roasts
Star-Starved Architect
3,569 commits, 10 projects, 8+ production-grade architectures with CI/CD, formal verification, and gRPC—and a combined star count of zero. You're building a data center for an audience of one.
soloPct: 100%
102 PRs this year and every single one merged by yourself, into yourself. The world's most rigorous code reviewer also happens to be you. Groundbreaking collaboration strategy.
The Burst-and-Ghost
Weeks 1–33: a few lonely commits scattered like punctuation. Weeks 34–52: daily 4-intensity heat like you're trying to compensate for the previous 8 months in one panic sprint.
README Bard, No Audience
gofin has an ARCHITECTURE.md, design.md, STATUS.md, mermaid diagrams, and gRPC contracts. syncr has invariants.md. You document for 0 readers with the rigor of a Fortune 500 engineering org.
hetzner-stock-watch
Among your immutable-ledger microservices and Lean 4 formal proofs, you committed a 4 KB urllib script in 11 minutes. Even Thompson needs a breather.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight62C
- Consistency20% weight75B
- Quality20% weight74B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight72B
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
123 active days
Language distribution
- Python56%
- TypeScript32%
- Go6%
- Swift1%
- HTML1%
- CSS1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
25
Commits
last 12 months
3,569
Followers
9
Joined GitHub
Oct 2017
05 · Top repos
ItsThompson /
gofin
Intentionally overengineered personal finance tracker (Go + React) with microservices, immutable ledger, full CI/CD, and extensive documentation. Well-architected but zero external adoption or users.
ItsThompson /
pi-fleet
Turorepo monorepo dashboard for observing pi coding agents with typed architecture, full CI/test coverage, SSE real-time updates, and well-structured 5-package design (server, client, desktop, extension, shared).
ItsThompson /
bundle
Polished personal knowledge capture app: macOS Swift UI + Python FastAPI backend with hybrid search, LLM-powered tagging, and pgvector embeddings. Well-documented, CI/CD configured, structured multi-service architecture. Early-stage indie project with working implementation.
ItsThompson /
box-packing
Sophisticated 3D bin packing solver with tiered algorithm (volume filter → heuristic → HiGHS MIP), full test coverage, Lean 4 formal verification, and interactive React+Three.js UI. Launched yesterday with 13 commits; no stars yet.
ItsThompson /
wren
Modular-monolith learning-roadmap platform with FastAPI backend, React frontend, and MCP server. Typed Python+TS, comprehensive CI/tests (80% backend coverage, 70% frontend), multi-layer architecture with OAuth 2.1, but brand new (7 days old, 30 commits) with zero external adoption.
ItsThompson /
floresu
Floresu is a polished career tracker with AI agent integration. Well-structured Python/TypeScript full-stack project with strict types, comprehensive CI (6 jobs), tests, and detailed docs covering OAuth2, embedding, search, and resumes—but remains a personal project launched 14 days ago with 0 stars.
ItsThompson /
minimal-obsidian-excalidraw-plugin
TypeScript Obsidian plugin wrapping Excalidraw with minimal UI overhead. Ships typed code, tests, autosave codec, and comprehensive markdown serialization. New project (1 week old) with clean architecture but zero adoption signals.
ItsThompson /
t-industries
Personal portfolio site built with SvelteKit + TypeScript featuring a procedural pipes background animation (canvas rendering + WebGL CRT shader) with full test coverage, CI/CD automation, and live deployment. Well-structured codebase with meaningful project documentation and typed components.
ItsThompson /
syncr
Early-stage scheduling system with comprehensive docs and production infrastructure (CI/CD, tests, Docker compose) but zero adoption. ~8.4 MB codebase demonstrates architectural ambition across Python backend (CLI, domain logic, learning), TypeScript frontend, and E2E testing.
ItsThompson /
hetzner-stock-watch
Single-purpose GitHub Actions monitoring script for Hetzner server availability with clean design and standard library only, but brand new (3 commits over ~11 minutes), no tests, and minimal scope.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 26, 2017Joined GitHub
- May 26, 2022Created t-industries — home base
- May 2, 2026Created gofin — finance tracker with microservices, micro-frontends, an immutable ledger, and full observability
- May 16, 2026Created pi-fleet — the sucessor of pi-watch: A dashboard for observing, grouping and navigating between pi coding agents.
- May 24, 2026Created minimal-obsidian-excalidraw-plugin — the community plugin (@zsviczian/obsidian-excalidraw-plugin) lost the plot a while ago
- Jun 11, 2026Created bundle — Swift app to capture fleeting inspiration.
- Jun 18, 2026Created box-packing — how much boxes could a box box box if a box box could box box
- Jul 15, 2026Created wren — learning roadmap platform with native BUZZWORD support with BUZZWORD BUZZWORD integration.
- Jul 18, 2026Created hetzner-stock-watch — cheap vps stalker 🙈
- Jul 25, 2026Created floresu — career tracker.
- Aug 13, 2026Created syncr
- Aug 24, 2026Most recent push to gofin
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.