01 · Roasts
World Record Speedrun
Your entire GitHub career spans 2 commits in 44 minutes on one day in February 2024. That's not a portfolio — that's a lunch break.
The Invisible Heatmap
52 weeks, 364 days, 0 green squares. Your contribution graph is less a heatmap and more a tribute to the void.
lumache.py Called, It Wants Its 20 Lines Back
Your sole functional code is a function that returns a hardcoded list of ingredients. The README has more ambition than the codebase.
Recycling App in the Comments
Your Sphinx docs reference a 'Recycling App' mid-boilerplate. Even the placeholder text has an identity crisis.
1 Follower, 0 Following
With a follower-to-following ratio of 1:0, you're not networking — you're a ghost that one person accidentally clicked on.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Mar 2023
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Mar 22, 2023Joined GitHub
- Feb 28, 2024Created SETaP_template — A template for code documentation required for the SETaP coursework
- Feb 28, 2024Most recent push to SETaP_template
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.