01 · Roasts
The Nix Hermit
94% Nix, 0 stars, 0 forks. You've optimized your entire GitHub presence for an audience of exactly one: yourself. Even your dotfiles won't let strangers in.
21 Commits / Year
21 commits in the last year across all public repos. That's less than two per month. Your heatmap looks active, but the receipts say otherwise — the cells must be lying.
PRs Into the Void
23 PRs submitted this year, yet 0 issues opened and 0 stars earned anywhere. You're contributing outward but leaving absolutely no footprint anyone can point to.
Depth? What Depth?
5–6 commits across 5 days is the entirety of measurable depth here. That's not a project — that's a long afternoon with a Nix manual.
12 Repos, 1 Scored
You have 12 public repos but only one was substantial enough to evaluate. The bio promises Rust innovation in the proxy industry — the repos promise exactly none of that.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
246 active days
Language distribution
- Nix94%
- SCSS5%
- Nushell2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
21
Followers
10
Joined GitHub
Nov 2017
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Nov 21, 2017Joined GitHub
- Feb 25, 2026Created dots
- Mar 2, 2026Most recent push to dots
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.