01 · Roasts
The Sprint-and-Vanish Pattern
LogiK: 9 days old, 50+ files, A* pathfinding, 6 docs files. DogWalkerWeather: 2 weeks old, already has an ARCHITECTURE. harpbar.nvim: born and completed on the same calendar day. Jamie doesn't build projects — Jamie launches rockets and walks away.
0 Tests Across 10 Repos
You wrote an A* pathfinding algorithm inside a circuit simulator, a multi-threaded renderer, AND a custom Neovim plugin — and somehow found time to write exactly zero test files. HAS_TESTS=no across the entire portfolio. The code deserves better parents.
Ghost Town Heatmap
251 commits across a full year, but weeks 0–10 and weeks 34–48 are completely dark. That's 6 months of silence. The GitHub heatmap looks less like a developer profile and more like a student rediscovering their laptop before each deadline.
0 Followers, 1 Following
You're following exactly one person. You have zero followers. soloPct is 99%. Jamie is coding in a sealed room with a very specific mailing list of one. Community score: 25/100.
Cambridge Ambition, Fresher Validation
ARCHITECTURE.md, STATUS.md, design.md, GPL-3.0 — all the hallmarks of someone who has read the engineering docs. But 0 forks, 0 external contributors, and 5 total stars across 10 repos says the audience hasn't found you yet. Ship something, then tell people about it.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight38F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight58D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
38 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript41%
- Java37%
- Go8%
- HTML7%
- TypeScript5%
- Shell1%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
251
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Feb 2024
05 · Top repos
JamieLittle16 /
LogiK
Early-stage Java logic simulator with structured codebase (50+ files), comprehensive documentation (README + docs/ folder + design files), and event-driven architecture. Young project (9 days old) with clean typed code but limited production validation.
JamieLittle16 /
DogWalkerWeather
Early-stage JavaFX weather app for dog walkers with typed architecture, structured MVC layout, and API integration. Experimental project (2 weeks old, 0 stars) with incomplete features and no tests.
JamieLittle16 /
harpbar.nvim
Lightweight Neovim plugin extending Harpoon with a tabline display. Typed Lua, MIT-licensed, functional but minimal scope created and completed in same day (2025-09-22).
06 · Timeline
- Feb 22, 2024Joined GitHub
- Sep 22, 2025Created harpbar.nvim
- Dec 23, 2025Created LogiK — Logic Gate Simulator
- May 13, 2026Created DogWalkerWeather
- May 26, 2026Most recent push to DogWalkerWeather
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.