01 · Roasts
The 3-Hour Architect
hop: 358 stars, 21 commits, created and abandoned on the same day (2021-11-10). Your best-performing repo is a demo you shipped faster than most people write a README. The community loved it. You never looked back.
92% JavaScript, 0% Shame
You have Zig, Swift, C, and Objective-C all listed in your language breakdown — but they collectively round to 1%. Your byte distribution says 'JavaScript developer who occasionally cosplays as a systems programmer.'
641 PRs, 5 Issues
You opened 641 pull requests this year and filed exactly 5 issues. Either you never encounter bugs, or you just silently fix everything and move on without telling anyone what was broken.
67% Graveyard Ratio
Two-thirds of your 272 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a GitHub profile, that's an archaeological dig site with a live excavation happening in the corner.
poof: Written by Claude
Your second most-starred recent repo includes 'written by Claude in a couple of hours' in the README. Bun's creator outsourcing side projects to AI is either galaxy-brain efficiency or a cry for help. Possibly both.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight66C
- Consistency20% weight75B
- Quality20% weight62C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight75B
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
339 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript92%
- TypeScript5%
- Swift1%
- C0%
- Objective-C0%
- Zig0%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
43
Commits
last 12 months
1,084
Followers
8,140
Joined GitHub
Apr 2011
05 · Top repos
Jarred-Sumner /
bun-pr
Specialized TypeScript CLI tool for fetching Bun PR artifacts from BuildKite/GitHub. Well-typed, documented, ships with CI and structured layout, but limited audience (Bun developers debugging PRs). ~120 KB codebase with 30 commits shows focused sprint work.
Jarred-Sumner /
poof
Experimental Linux overlayfs sandbox tool written in Zig with 152 stars. README documents three modes (exec/run/enter), HAS_TESTS=yes with ~800 lines of bun test coverage, HAS_CI=yes with multi-arch builds (.github/workflows/ci.yml), but nascent (created 2025-12-18, 1 commit in last 30 days). Core isolates filesystems
Jarred-Sumner /
hop
Experimental archive format tool written in Zig for fast random file access. Includes detailed README with benchmarks and design rationale, but is unfinished (no tests, checksums, or CI) and development halted after single-day burst.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 4, 2011Joined GitHub
- Nov 10, 2021Created hop
- Mar 6, 2024Created bun-pr
- Dec 18, 2025Created poof — Ephemeral filesystem isolation via Linux overlayfs (experimental)
- Mar 18, 2026Most recent push to bun-pr
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.