01 · Roasts
The Speedrun Account
Joined GitHub on June 16, made 54 commits by June 25, then… nothing. That's not a developer profile, that's a weekend hackathon with a GitHub account stapled to it.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
Every single external signal — stars, forks, followers, PRs, issues — is exactly zero. Even the GitHub Explore algorithm hasn't noticed you exist yet.
Test? CI? Never Heard of Them.
GradReady has no tests and no CI. You built a tool to prepare for technical interviews… without any of the practices technical interviewers will ask you about.
100% Python, 100% Solo, 100% Silence
One language, one repo, one contributor, zero community interaction. The soloPct stat literally hit its ceiling at 100. You are GitHub's loneliest island.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight50D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- Python100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
54
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2026
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Jun 16, 2026Joined GitHub
- Jun 16, 2026Created GradReady
- Jun 25, 2026Most recent push to GradReady
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.