01 · Roasts
The 96% Python Mono-Diet
96% of your entire GitHub is Python, yet there are zero data science, ML, or automation projects visible. The language stats just say 'I installed numpy once and it stayed in my node_modules forever.'
Built in a Day, Shipped Forever
CineRank has 15 commits all crammed into a single 24-hour window (2025-11-22 to 2025-11-23). That's not a project timeline, that's a hackathon all-nighter you forgot to follow up on.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Mercy
totalStars=0 across 6 public repos. Your most-starred repo is your own profile README, which has exactly 0 stars. The internet has issued its verdict.
The Invisible Social Graph
1 follower, 0 following, 0 issues opened this year. soloPct=100. You're not coding in public — you're coding in a sealed underground bunker with no WiFi.
Tests Are Just a Suggestion
HAS_TESTS=no across every single evaluated repo. Three different projects, three different tech stacks, one consistent philosophy: 'if it runs locally, ship it.'
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- Python96%
- TypeScript2%
- CSS1%
- JavaScript1%
- HTML0%
- C0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
64
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jul 2022
05 · Top repos
JeevanJyot55 /
authEncryption
Microservices auth demo with Node.js/Express, Prisma, React, and TypeScript. Well-structured 3-service architecture (auth, customer, frontend), typed codebase, clear README, but no tests, no CI, lacks license, and immature git history (0 stars, 18 of last 30 commits over 5 months).
JeevanJyot55 /
CineRank
Hackathon React+Firebase movie ranking app with clean modular UI, binary-search comparison algorithm, and OMDb integration. Personal project with 15 commits in 1 day, no tests/CI, typed auth context but mixed JS/TS files.
JeevanJyot55 /
JeevanJyot55
Portfolio README listing 5 featured projects with no actual source code in repo. This is a personal profile page, not a functional project—87 KB is entirely README/placeholder content with zero code artifacts.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 12, 2022Joined GitHub
- Nov 17, 2024Created JeevanJyot55
- May 22, 2025Created authEncryption
- Nov 22, 2025Created CineRank
- Apr 20, 2026Most recent push to JeevanJyot55
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.