01 · Roasts
The Graveyard Shift
staleRepoRatio = 1.0. Every single one of your 73 repos last pushed over 2 years ago. That's not a portfolio — that's a digital cemetery with a Python headstone.
14 Commits a Year
You made 14 commits in the last year. That's one commit every 26 days. My houseplant has a more consistent watering schedule than your GitHub.
428MB of Someone Else's Point
sourceforge-items-cache is your star performer at 11 stars — but the README literally says 'go look at chpwssn/sourceforge-items.' You built a 428MB advertisement for another project.
18 PRs, 0 Maintenance
You opened 18 PRs this year to other people's repos but haven't pushed to your own since May 2019. You're a great tenant and a terrible landlord.
The Async Aspirant
iamine uses async/await and has a documented API — genuinely promising. It's also been abandoned since 2017 with 1 star. The future you imagined arrived without you.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
20 active days
Language distribution
- Python74%
- HTML16%
- JavaScript7%
- Makefile3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
14
Followers
45
Joined GitHub
Feb 2010
05 · Top repos
JesseWeinstein /
iamine
Python 3 CLI tool for concurrent Internet Archive metadata mining with async/await patterns, typed dependencies, and documented API; abandoned since 2017 with minimal adoption (1 star).
JesseWeinstein /
ia_recent
Internet Archive plugin tool with minimal scope—single Python module querying recent uploads. Typed language absent, no tests/CI, sparse documentation, and only 4 commits over ~2 months in 2016 with no recent activity.
JesseWeinstein /
sourceforge-items-cache
SourceForge project metadata cache with 428MB of data, minimal documentation, no tests/CI, last updated January 2016. Appears to be a data-collection companion project.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 9, 2010Joined GitHub
- Jun 6, 2015Created sourceforge-items-cache — Collection of metadata about sf.net projects
- Aug 18, 2015Created iamine — Internet Archive Data Mining Tools
- Jul 3, 2016Created ia_recent — Internet Archive tool plugin for displaying recent uploads filtered in various ways
- Aug 12, 2017Most recent push to iamine
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.