01 · Roasts
The August Awakening
You joined GitHub in November 2020 and contributed approximately nothing for 5.5 years. Then in August 2026 you dropped 5 repos in 3 weeks. GitHub Rip Van Winkle: still asleep for 51 of 52 heatmap weeks.
Stars: 0/0/0/0/0
Five repos. Zero stars. Zero forks. Zero watchers. Combined. The GitHub notification bell hasn't rung once. The esports website is live but apparently the whole internet missed the launch.
Solo 100%, Community 0%
soloPct=100, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0, following=0. You are not just a solo developer — you are a hermit in a server room. GitHub is a social network and you've treated it like a private NAS.
CI Is Not a Myth
4 out of 5 repos have no CI. You wrote 15+ pytest cases for su-member-verifier and then left them to run on vibes. tda-benchmark has CI; clearly you know how — you just chose chaos for everything else.
Burst Builder Syndrome
Every single repo was created in August 2026 and completed within days. ai-kos: 30 commits in 16 days. su-member-verifier: 5 commits in 1 day. rlhf-reward: 1 commit, done. You ship fast but maintaining is apparently someone else's problem.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight69C
- Depth15% weight60C
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
14 active days
Language distribution
- Python75%
- TeX9%
- Astro8%
- JavaScript4%
- HTML3%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
199
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Nov 2020
05 · Top repos
KRUZZZZY /
su-esports-website
University esports society website built with Astro + Tailwind, featuring a Git-based CMS for committee-managed content (events, news, placements). Typed language, comprehensive documentation, structured architecture with content schemas, tests, and production deployment.
KRUZZZZY /
tda-benchmark
Well-structured research codebase: 616-config persistent-homology classification benchmark with factories, SQLite storage, analysis framework, CI, and pinned dependencies. Untyped Python; limited external adoption but substantive academic scope.
KRUZZZZY /
ai-kos
AI-KOS v1.8: self-building knowledge database with IDF-weighted auto-linking, 8 article types, MCP server (37 tools), task system v3 + ATQ, 5 storage backends. Typed Python + structured multi-file layout; HAS_TESTS=yes, HAS_README=yes, design docs present; no CI. Shipped working system with serious architectural scope
KRUZZZZY /
su-member-verifier
A niche Discord membership verifier for Swansea Uni esports society. Single-use tool that scrapes MSL member lists, cross-references CSV forms, and assigns Discord roles. 54 KB, ~5 commits over 1 day, typed Python (no tests yet) with clear CLI, docs, and structured modules.
KRUZZZZY /
rlhf-reward
Academic benchmark for RLHF reward model identifiability under noisy observations. Implements Bradley-Terry, Thurstone, and Plackett-Luce models with systematic simulation study across 5 noise types and 4,320+ configurations, featuring typed code, structured module layout, and comprehensive test suite.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 14, 2020Joined GitHub
- Aug 5, 2026Created ai-kos — AI-KOS v1.8 — self-building knowledge database: IDF-weighted auto-linking, typed knowledge graph, 8 article types, deep research pipeline, task system v3 + ATQ, 5 storage backends,
- Aug 5, 2026Created su-member-verifier — Discord membership verification bot for Swansea Uni societies — scrapes MSL-powered SU member list, cross-references Google Forms, assigns Discord roles
- Aug 19, 2026Created su-esports-website
- Aug 19, 2026Created tda-benchmark — Topological data analysis pipeline benchmark - 616-config persistent-homology classification study
- Aug 19, 2026Created rlhf-reward — RLHF reward-model benchmark - finite-sample estimation of Bradley-Terry/Thurstone/Plackett-Luce models
- Aug 26, 2026Most recent push to su-esports-website
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.