01 · Roasts
Tutorial trilogy
Two of the three scored repositories are GitHub Skills introductions; the portfolio is currently learning artifacts, not product evidence.
Test suite missing
All 3 scored repositories report HAS_TESTS=no. The CI badges are doing cardio without code to validate.
Speedrun archaeology
Hhh was created and last pushed 28 seconds apart; even the commit history barely had time to become history.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight25F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
9 active days
Language distribution
- Cairo36%
- JavaScript27%
- HTML22%
- Shell7%
- TypeScript7%
- Makefile1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
7
Commits
last 12 months
20
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Oct 2024
05 · Top repos
KSimonJNR /
fluffy-pancake
A completed GitHub Skills introductory exercise with a celebratory README, MIT licensing, CI metadata, and no substantive application source or tests.
KSimonJNR /
skills-introduction-to-github
A README-driven GitHub Skills exercise clone with an exercise link, MIT licensing, and repository configuration, but no fetched source files or evidence of independent product adoption.
KSimonJNR /
Hhh
Empty one-commit repository containing only a minimal README titled “Hhh”; no source files or implementation are present.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 21, 2024Joined GitHub
- Mar 11, 2026Created Hhh
- Mar 12, 2026Created skills-introduction-to-github — My clone repository
- Mar 12, 2026Created fluffy-pancake — Exercise: Introduction to GitHub
- Mar 12, 2026Most recent push to fluffy-pancake
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.