01 · Roasts
The Last Commit Was a Different Era
mostRecentPush: 2018-05-24. That's not a career pause — that's a full GitHub retirement. FormalTheory was last touched when Bitcoin was under $10k and nobody had heard of ChatGPT. The heatmap is a void.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0 — A Perfect Score (Wrong Kind)
Every single one of your 15 repos is stale. Not most. Not many. All of them. You've achieved a flawless 100% abandonment rate. Completionists will be impressed.
One Repo Holding Up the Entire Profile
FormalTheory with 33 stars is doing the heavy lifting for your entire GitHub identity. Remove it and you're left with a 9-star GUI from 2012 and a 3-star set utility. That's a one-legged stool.
0 Commits This Year, 1 Issue — Somehow Still Breathing
totalCommitsYear = 0, totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 1. You filed one issue in the past year. One. The GitHub activity graph looks like a cemetery in January.
Objective-C at 38% With Nothing to Show for It
Objective-C is your second-largest language by bytes (38%), yet none of your scored repos are iOS/macOS projects. Where did all those Objective-C bytes go? The graveyard holds secrets.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight43D
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight65C
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- PHP51%
- Objective-C38%
- C10%
- JavaScript1%
- CoffeeScript0%
- Common Lisp0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
60
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
KendallHopkins /
FormalTheory
Theoretical CS library implementing regex, NFA, and DFA operations with lexing, conversion, and minimization. Well-structured with tests, CI, and clean architecture. Niche impact (33⭐) but solid craftsmanship befits active indie portfolio project.
KendallHopkins /
PHPSet
Minimal PHP utility library providing type-sensitive set container, with 1 main class, working tests, and README but no CI or license.
KendallHopkins /
RegexEngine
PHP/CoffeeScript GUI for finite automata visual node editor; minimal documentation, untyped, sparse structure, experimental 2012-era academic project with 23 commits over 6 weeks.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 12, 2009Joined GitHub
- Oct 13, 2011Created PHPSet — When you just want a set.
- Dec 29, 2011Created FormalTheory — Regular Expression (Regex), Nondeterministic finite automaton (NFA) and Deterministic finite automaton (DFA) implement in PHP.
- Jun 2, 2012Created RegexEngine — GUI for FormalTheory PHP library.
- May 24, 2018Most recent push to FormalTheory
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.