01 · Roasts
8-Minute Masterpiece
google-clone was born and died in the same coffee break. 3 HTML files, ~3KB, and a redirect to google.com — you essentially wrote a sticky note and called it a project.
Professional Mock-up Artist
crypto-shield's 'scam detection' is literally mockScan() returning fake data. You built a very pretty lie detector that cannot detect lies. Or anything else.
The Lone Wolf
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues — your GitHub profile has the social footprint of a burner email. The internet doesn't know you exist yet.
52-Week Ghost
23 commits spread across 52 weeks, with 51 of those weeks showing zero activity. Your contribution graph looks like a single punctuation mark at the end of a blank page.
README? Never Heard of Her
Both repos: HAS_README=no. Not one word of documentation across your entire public portfolio. Future-you will have no idea what past-you was thinking — neither will anyone else.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript97%
- CSS2%
- HTML1%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
23
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Nov 2025
05 · Top repos
KhushiBidhuri22 /
crypto-shield
A TypeScript Next.js web app for crypto scam detection with polished UI animations but no README, tests, CI, or backend functionality—mock scans only. Shipped as experimental demo with 30 recent commits over 2 days.
KhushiBidhuri22 /
google-clone
Minimal Google UI clone with 3 HTML files (~3KB total) created and abandoned within 8 minutes. No documentation, tests, CI, or structure. Redirects directly to google.com—no functional backend or real search implementation.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 8, 2025Joined GitHub
- Apr 1, 2026Created crypto-shield
- Apr 11, 2026Created google-clone — This is a clone of google having features like - google search , google image search and google advanced search
- Apr 11, 2026Most recent push to google-clone
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.