01 · Roasts
The README Void
Three repos. Zero READMEs. Zero licenses. Zero .gitignores. You haven't just skipped documentation — you've achieved a perfect, unbroken streak of telling the world absolutely nothing about your work.
Commit-and-Vanish Artist
'pe' got 8 commits over 5 days — your magnum opus. 'alpha' got 1 commit in 4 minutes. The git log reads less like a developer portfolio and more like a series of accidental button presses.
100% JavaScript, 0% Variety
Every single byte you've ever pushed to GitHub is JavaScript. One language. One domain. One archetype. The language diversity chart is just a single bar staring back at you.
staleRepoRatio: 1.0
Every repo you own is stale. Not most of them — ALL of them. The server didn't even need to think about it. That's a clean 100% abandon rate.
Invisible on the Internet
0 stars, 0 forks, 0 external PRs, 0 issues this year. GitHub's contribution graph has more empty squares than a ghost town crossword puzzle.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight5F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight10F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
42 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Aug 2022
05 · Top repos
Kishen271828 /
pe
Minimal personal project with no documentation, tests, or CI; 8 commits over 5 days with 520 KB codebase; unclear purpose and no README.
Kishen271828 /
ped
Empty scaffold with minimal activity. No README, tests, CI, documentation, or typed code. 138 KB repo with 6 commits in ~1 hour on 2024-04-05. No meaningful project structure or substance.
Kishen271828 /
alpha
Empty scaffold with minimal content: 169 KB, 1 commit in 4 minutes (2024-03-28), no README, no tests, no CI, no documentation, no license, no structured code visible.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 15, 2022Joined GitHub
- Mar 28, 2024Created alpha
- Apr 5, 2024Created ped
- Apr 18, 2024Created pe
- Apr 23, 2024Most recent push to pe
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.