01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Desert
8 commits in the past year across 2 repos. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like someone spilled a single drop of coffee on a blank page — week 47 and week 51 are pulling ALL the weight.
'Usf is trying to find the bug'
Your repo's entire README is a cry for help with no context, no code, and no bug. Schrodinger's debugging session: the bug both exists and doesn't, because there's no actual source file to check.
100% Solo, 0% Audience
0 followers, 0 PRs, 0 issues, 0 forks. Your GitHub profile has the community engagement of a private journal — except journals don't get rated.
JavaScript Monolith of One
100% JavaScript across both repos, both in the web domain. You've discovered one tool and one domain and are loyally, exclusively committed to them. Respect the dedication; question the range.
Two Repos, One Direction
In ~3 years on GitHub you've managed 2 public repos with a combined 8 commits this year. The bio says 'miaw' — honestly the most informative documentation in your entire profile.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight36F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript100%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
8
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2023
05 · Top repos
L9RICHLATABB /
claude-conversation-exporter
Personal utility script enabling one-click Claude conversation export to Markdown/JSON via bookmarklet or userscript. Well-documented, typed-friendly patterns, but minimal adoption (1 star, 2-day-old repo). Shows craftsmanship but lacks production signals.
L9RICHLATABB /
L9RICHLATABB
Minimal experimental repo created March 2026 with only 3 commits, no source files, 3 KB size, and a vague one-line README. Shows no architectural scope, dependencies, or practical utility.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 6, 2023Joined GitHub
- Mar 15, 2026Created L9RICHLATABB — npm run Usf
- Apr 16, 2026Created claude-conversation-exporter — Export any Claude conversation to Markdown or JSON in one click.
- Apr 18, 2026Most recent push to claude-conversation-exporter
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.