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Laanvetim

Tim Veldhuis

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

One Day Wonder

chirper was born and finished on the same calendar day — 2025-10-27. Creation at 13:08, last push at 23:10. Ten hours of glory, then eternal silence.

Heatmap? What Heatmap?

51 out of 52 weeks on your heatmap are pure zeros. That one week with 3 commits is doing more heavy lifting than a warehouse forklift.

The Tutorial Pilgrim

Your README is verbatim Laravel Bootcamp docs — not describing your own project, just copy-pasted from the official guide. The repo is the tutorial, not a project.

Ghost Following Nobody

1 follower, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You're not just a GitHub tourist — you haven't even bought the guidebook yet.

2 Commits, 1 Year

totalCommitsYear = 2. That's not a slow year. That's a geological epoch of inactivity punctuated by a single afternoon of Laravel enthusiasm.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    15F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    50D
  • Depth
    15% weight
    35F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    25F
  • Community
    10% weight
    5F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

2 active days

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Language distribution

4 langs
  • Blade61%
  • PHP39%
  • CSS0%
  • JavaScript0%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

1

Commits

last 12 months

2

Followers

1

Joined GitHub

Nov 2023

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Nov 21, 2023
    Joined GitHub
  2. Oct 27, 2025
    Created chirper
  3. Oct 27, 2025
    Most recent push to chirper

07 · Compare

github.com/
Laanvetim · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total23.0
Top-end curve+0.1
Final overall23.1

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
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