01 · Roasts
One Day Wonder
chirper was born and finished on the same calendar day — 2025-10-27. Creation at 13:08, last push at 23:10. Ten hours of glory, then eternal silence.
Heatmap? What Heatmap?
51 out of 52 weeks on your heatmap are pure zeros. That one week with 3 commits is doing more heavy lifting than a warehouse forklift.
The Tutorial Pilgrim
Your README is verbatim Laravel Bootcamp docs — not describing your own project, just copy-pasted from the official guide. The repo is the tutorial, not a project.
Ghost Following Nobody
1 follower, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You're not just a GitHub tourist — you haven't even bought the guidebook yet.
2 Commits, 1 Year
totalCommitsYear = 2. That's not a slow year. That's a geological epoch of inactivity punctuated by a single afternoon of Laravel enthusiasm.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight50D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
2 active days
Language distribution
- Blade61%
- PHP39%
- CSS0%
- JavaScript0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
1
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Nov 2023
05 · Top repos
06 · Timeline
- Nov 21, 2023Joined GitHub
- Oct 27, 2025Created chirper
- Oct 27, 2025Most recent push to chirper
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.