01 · Roasts
Jupyter Notebook Maximalist
69% of your codebase is Jupyter Notebooks. Bold strategy for someone who also has a TypeScript full-stack app — it's like showing up to a track meet in slippers and then running a 100m PR.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 1,495 Commits
You committed 1,495 times this year to a portfolio that has accumulated exactly zero stars. The universe is aware of your work. It has chosen silence.
Tests Are for Other People
4 of 5 repos have HAS_TESTS=no. Gweizy has pytest AND vitest AND flake8, then you went back to vibes-based development for everything else. Consistency is a virtue.
Competition Beast, GitHub Ghost
2nd place out of 93 teams, QMUL AI x Coinbase hackathon winner — yet 2 followers and 0 external PRs. You're leaving a paper trail of Ws that nobody on GitHub can find.
Account Age: 9 Months, Commits: 1,495
Joined July 2025, already at 1,495 commits. Either you are extremely motivated or you discovered git commit --amend very recently. Either way, the heatmap doesn't lie.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
82 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook69%
- TypeScript15%
- Python14%
- HTML1%
- CSS1%
- JavaScript1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
1,495
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Jul 2025
05 · Top repos
M-Rodani1 /
Gweizy
Ambitious ML + blockchain project (Base gas optimizer) with TypeScript frontend, Python backend, 312MB codebase, proven functionality, but lacks production hardening and real-world traction (0 stars, private development).
M-Rodani1 /
portfolio-website
Portfolio website for physics/ML student showcasing hackathon wins and quant finance projects. Typed HTML/CSS/JS, structured multi-file layout with design docs, no tests/CI but comprehensive styling and accessibility features present.
M-Rodani1 /
qmml-market-making-hackathon
Hackathon submission documenting a quantitative trading competition entry that achieved 2nd place and 1st Sortino ratio. Jupyter notebooks (9 rounds) + 3 Python strategy scripts with model selection, Kelly criterion sizing, and market maker analysis.
M-Rodani1 /
ML-mini-projects
Educational ML learning repo with 4 completed projects (linear regression from scratch, classification pipeline, diabetes prediction, car price prediction) mixing NumPy implementations with scikit-learn workflows. Untyped Python with README but no tests/CI; 178 KB, ~30 commits over 2.5 months, modest scope.
M-Rodani1 /
qmml-valentines-hackathon
Kaggle hackathon submission notebook (2nd place, 0.59235 AUC) with feature engineering, hyperparameter tuning via Optuna, and ensemble modeling—minimal documentation, single Jupyter file, <30 commits in 1 day, no tests/CI/structure.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 6, 2025Joined GitHub
- Nov 22, 2025Created ML-mini-projects
- Nov 28, 2025Created portfolio-website
- Dec 14, 2025Created Gweizy
- Feb 24, 2026Created qmml-valentines-hackathon
- Mar 26, 2026Created qmml-market-making-hackathon
- Apr 21, 2026Most recent push to portfolio-website
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.