01 · Roasts
The Phantom Modeler
Your red-cross-donor-prediction repo has a 10-phase roadmap with 9 phases unfinished — and modeling.ipynb is literally a single print() call. You architected the scaffolding of a future you haven't shown up to.
requirements.txt: 'E'
The eBook-customer-analytics dependencies file contains exactly one character: 'E'. Not a library, not a version pin — just the letter E. Your reproducibility story starts and ends at the alphabet.
98% Jupyter, 0% Production
Your entire GitHub is 98% Jupyter Notebook. You're not building software — you're building slide decks that run. There's not a single test, CI pipeline, or type hint across 6 repos.
77 Commits, All Solo
soloPct = 100%, totalPRsYear = 0, followers = 1. You've been coding in a sealed room. GitHub has a social layer — it's okay to open a PR for someone else occasionally.
Sprint and Vanish
Your heatmap shows intense bursts across a handful of weeks, then weeks of total silence. The longest maintained repo is under 2 months old. You're great at starting things — the finish line is still loading.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight30F
- Quality20% weight40D
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight28F
- Community10% weight10F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
35 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook98%
- Java1%
- C0%
- Python0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
6
Commits
last 12 months
77
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Aug 2022
05 · Top repos
MDarkHead /
red-cross-donor-prediction
Educational machine learning project predicting Red Cross donor likelihood using binary classification on 34.5k donor records. Well-documented workflow with cleaned data pipeline and exploratory notebooks, but unfinished modeling phase and lacks tests/CI.
MDarkHead /
eBook-customer-analytics
Early-stage data science portfolio project analyzing eBook customer spending and subscription using Jupyter notebooks with 16k+ customer records. Active development across ~1 month with incomplete infrastructure.
MDarkHead /
CS50P
CS50P coursework repository containing introductory Python problem set solutions with minimal structure, no tests or CI, and untyped code typical of early-stage student projects.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 31, 2022Joined GitHub
- Jan 2, 2026Created CS50P
- Mar 20, 2026Created eBook-customer-analytics — eBook Retailer's customers spending and subscription prediction using machine learning
- May 23, 2026Created red-cross-donor-prediction — Machine learning project to predict donor likelihood and optimize outreach prioritization for the DFW Red Cross Chapter
- Jun 25, 2026Most recent push to red-cross-donor-prediction
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.