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Marak

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Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

One Language, One Trick

97% JavaScript across 101 repos. You've been on GitHub since 2009 and the most exotic thing in your portfolio is 1% CoffeeScript. TypeScript? Python? Go? The year 2015 called, it wants its monolingual Node.js dev back.

The Graveyard Keeper

staleRepoRatio of 0.95 — that's 96 out of 101 repos that haven't been touched in 2+ years. You didn't build a portfolio, you built a JavaScript cemetery and you're the groundskeeper.

Nuked Colors.js and Called It a Day

You had one of npm's most-depended-on libraries, broke the internet with a protest commit in January 2022, and now your bio is a crypto pump address. The arc from open-source legend to... this... is genuinely impressive in the worst way.

4,545 Followers, 0 PRs

Nearly 5k people are watching you, and in the past year you've submitted exactly zero pull requests to other projects. The audience assembled, and you ghosted them.

Burst-and-Vanish Commit Pattern

828 commits but the heatmap tells the real story: weeks 1–29 are a fireworks show, then weeks 30–42 are a complete flatline. You commit like you're trying to impress someone, then disappear when you think they've stopped watching.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    73B
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    55D
  • Quality
    20% weight
    62C
  • Depth
    15% weight
    70B
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    28F
  • Community
    10% weight
    55D

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

209 active days

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Language distribution

5 langs
  • JavaScript97%
  • CoffeeScript1%
  • HTML1%
  • Perl0%
  • Other1%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

56

Commits

last 12 months

828

Followers

4,545

Joined GitHub

Apr 2009

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Apr 3, 2009
    Joined GitHub
  2. Jun 11, 2010
    Created colors.js — get colors in your node.js console
  3. Jun 11, 2010
    Created say.js — TTS (text to speech) for node.js. send text from node.js to your speakers.
  4. Jun 16, 2010
    Created pdf.js — Project Deprecated
  5. Jun 14, 2023
    Most recent push to colors.js

07 · Compare

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Marak · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total60.4
Top-end curve+5.0
Final overall65.4

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
Marak · 65.4/100 — Rate My GitHub