01 · Roasts
84% Graveyard Rate
56 of your 67 repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig — every new visitor has to carbon-date their way to the three repos that are actually alive.
CI? Never Heard of Her
Zero CI pipelines across all three scored repos. reviewa has 6 unit test files and still no automated runner. You clearly know what tests look like — you just refuse to let them run automatically.
Sprint God, Marathon Zero
talks: 11 days. reviewa: 15 days. starling-bank-mcp-app: hackathon. Every project in your portfolio was built in a caffeine sprint and then left to fossilize. Depth score says 50 — and it's being generous.
8 Total Stars Across 67 Repos
67 public repositories. 8 stars. That's 0.12 stars per repo — statistically indistinguishable from zero. The internet has spoken, mostly in silence.
Solo Hermit Mode: 95%
soloPct=95 means you've essentially never let another human touch your code. 11 PRs to other repos this year is a start, but with 39 followers and 2 total forks, you're shipping into a void.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight55D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight67C
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
255 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript45%
- Jupyter Notebook20%
- Python11%
- JavaScript8%
- CSS6%
- Swift6%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
51
Commits
last 12 months
200
Followers
39
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
MarlzRana /
starling-bank-mcp-app
Hackathon-winning MCP app integrating Starling Bank API with interactive React widgets (cards, accounts, spaces, transactions). TypeScript with structured docs and 30-commit momentum but no tests/CI and lacks production polish.
MarlzRana /
reviewa
VS Code extension for inline code review comments injected into AI coding agents (Claude Code, Codex, Gemini CLI). Typed, documented, tested, but nascent project (15 days old, 3 stars) with narrow specialization.
MarlzRana /
talks
Personal Manim-based presentation framework with typed Python core (700 KB) and React web frontend; 15 commits in ~11 days, structured codebase with clear examples but no README, no CI/tests in Python portion, abandoned starter project.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 5, 2021Joined GitHub
- Feb 21, 2026Created starling-bank-mcp-app
- Mar 27, 2026Created reviewa
- Apr 14, 2026Created talks
- Apr 25, 2026Most recent push to talks
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.