01 · Roasts
The September 2020 Blitz
All three scored repos share the exact same last-push date: 2020-09-12. You apparently discovered GitHub, committed everything you had, and then treated it like a time capsule for the next 4+ years.
85% Graveyard Curator
A staleRepoRatio of 0.85 means 44 of your 52 repos are digital fossils. You're not maintaining a portfolio — you're maintaining a cemetery.
18 Commits to Rule Them All
18 commits in an entire year across 52 repos. That's roughly one commit every 3 weeks. Even a GitHub Actions bot on vacation outpaces that cadence.
Hardcoded Credentials as a Feature
Shodan-RDP-Exploit proudly ships with ##SHODANKEYHERE## as a literal placeholder and an unused numpy import. Security tools with placeholder secrets are a special kind of irony.
Language Collector, Depth Avoider
Six languages in your stack — C++, Python, TypeScript, Java, C, JavaScript — yet not a single repo with tests, CI, or type checking. Broad taste, zero follow-through.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight30F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
207 active days
Language distribution
- C++30%
- Python25%
- TypeScript12%
- JavaScript7%
- Java5%
- C5%
- Other16%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
34
Commits
last 12 months
18
Followers
7
Joined GitHub
Apr 2018
05 · Top repos
MayThirtyOne /
Practice-Problems
Collection of 30 LeetCode problem solutions in C++/Python with minimal documentation. No tests, CI, or type safety. Instructional value only, one-off practice archive from 2020.
MayThirtyOne /
College-Network-Simulation
Course assignment simulating college network in CISCO Packet Tracer; single-day commit window (2020-09-12), no source code sampled, minimal documentation beyond README linking to PDF report.
MayThirtyOne /
Shodan-RDP-Exploit
Single-day proof-of-concept exploit for RDP vulnerability discovered via Shodan API; minimal commits (3 of 30), no tests/CI, inconsistent code quality with hardcoded credentials and incomplete implementations.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 14, 2018Joined GitHub
- Sep 12, 2020Created Shodan-RDP-Exploit — Discovering and exploiting remote hosts running vulnerable versions of Windows distributions
- Sep 12, 2020Created College-Network-Simulation — Simulation of College LAN Network in CISCO Packet Tracer to fix latency
- Sep 21, 2020Created Practice-Problems — No special description needed
- Nov 3, 2020Most recent push to Practice-Problems
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.