01 · Roasts
Ghost of GitHub Past
2 commits in the entire past year. Your heatmap is so empty it looks like a sensory deprivation chamber. Even the one green square in week 48 looks confused about why it showed up.
Named 'TEST', Tested Nothing
Your most recently active repo is literally called TEST and has no README, no license, no tests, and no CI. At least commit to the bit — rename it 'DEFINITELY_NOT_A_TEST'.
3-Minute Masterpiece
HTML5geoLocationAPI-Gmaps was created and last pushed within the same 3-minute window on 2024-01-16. You typed 50 lines of HTML, felt accomplished, and never returned. Respect the audacity.
Solo Act Forever
soloPct = 100%, totalPRsYear = 0, totalIssuesYear = 0. You have never opened a PR, filed an issue, or collaborated with another human on GitHub. The 'social' in 'social coding' weeps.
75% Abandoned Fleet
staleRepoRatio = 0.75 — three out of four repos are dead on arrival, last pushed over 2 years ago. MiFloV2 is doing all the heavy lifting while its siblings collect digital dust.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Python84%
- HTML6%
- JavaScript6%
- Kotlin3%
- CSS1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
3
Joined GitHub
Feb 2020
05 · Top repos
MeWs-byte /
MiFloV2
Personal Raspberry Pi smart clock project for children with ADHD/ASD. Multi-threaded Python application integrating Google Calendar, NeoPixel LED display, and Flask web interface. Untyped, lacks tests/CI, but demonstrates architectural scope and sustained development (4 years, 30 commits).
MeWs-byte /
HTML5geoLocationAPI-Gmaps
Single-file HTML5 geolocation demo requesting user location and linking to Google Maps. Minimal scope, created and last pushed same day (2024-01-16), 1 star, 2 KB, essentially a one-shot tutorial experiment.
MeWs-byte /
TEST
Minimal JavaScript project with no documentation, tests, CI, or license. 481 KB codebase shows some recent activity but lacks structure and tooling.
06 · Timeline
- Feb 1, 2020Joined GitHub
- May 3, 2021Created MiFloV2 — a KISS implementation of the MiFlo Smart Clock
- Jan 16, 2024Created HTML5geoLocationAPI-Gmaps — A simple web page that asks for exact location permission and provides a link on Google Maps for those Coordinates
- Feb 5, 2024Created TEST
- Mar 26, 2026Most recent push to TEST
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.