01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Heatmap
51 of 52 weeks are completely dark. Two whole commits in a year, both crammed into a single Saturday. GitHub thinks you're a rumor.
Coursework Confidential
gmail-dashboard literally has 'My Devastatingly Long Coursework' in its branding. Bold of you to push your homework to a public portfolio and call it a day.
Secret Enthusiast
Hardcoded secrets in gmail-dashboard, no .env, no CI to catch it. Nothing says 'production-ready' like committing your credentials directly to main.
Two-Day Wunderkind
Smart-Article-Summariser has 12 commits across 2 days. Ambitious scope — NLP pipelines, Chrome extension, sentiment tagging — and then silence. The burst was real; the follow-through, less so.
The Invisible Networker
0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You've been on GitHub since 2021 and left absolutely zero footprints in anyone else's repo.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight46D
- Depth15% weight45D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
1 active days
Language distribution
- Python33%
- JavaScript30%
- HTML24%
- CSS13%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
2
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
Michael-Oyeyemi /
Smart-Article-Summariser
A freshly-created personal project combining FastAPI article scraper with sentiment analysis and Chrome extension UI; typed Python backend with HuggingFace transformers, but no tests, CI, or license; 12 commits in 2 days indicates exploratory work.
Michael-Oyeyemi /
gmail-dashboard
Flask Gmail dashboard with sentiment analysis. Personal coursework project (evident from "My Devastatingly Long Coursework" branding), 0 stars, no README, untyped Python, minimal documentation. 30+ commits across ~8 months show sustained effort but lacks production quality: hardcoded secrets, no tests, no CI/CD pipelin
06 · Timeline
- Jan 22, 2021Joined GitHub
- Jul 23, 2024Created gmail-dashboard — Flask Application that accesses your gmail account
- Jul 5, 2025Created Smart-Article-Summariser
- Jul 7, 2025Most recent push to Smart-Article-Summariser
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.