01 · Roasts
Ghost Town Heatmap
52 weeks of heatmap, 48 of them completely dark. Your entire visible commit history fits in the last month's margins — 22 public commits is less than most people do in a slow Tuesday.
Solo Artist, No Label
soloPct = 100%. Not a single collaborator, PR, or external issue across 4 repos and 4+ years on GitHub. You code in a sealed vault.
Tests? What Tests?
Every single repo: HAS_TESTS=no, HAS_CI=no. You've got a Spring Boot trading engine, a transformer NLP pipeline, and a Gmail ML classifier — and you're just eyeballing whether they work.
Zero Stars, Zero Forks, Zero Followers
The trifecta of anonymity. dbfx-trading-engine has a proper architecture diagram in the README and Spring Boot 4.1.0 — and it has attracted exactly no one. Ship it, tweet it, something.
NeetCode Repo Doing Heavy Lifting
One of your 4 public repos is a synced LeetCode dump with no license and a quality score of 35. That's 25% of your portfolio being 'I did homework.'
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight30F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
6 active days
Language distribution
- Python41%
- JavaScript20%
- HTML16%
- Java14%
- CSS9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
22
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jan 2021
05 · Top repos
Michael-Oyeyemi /
dbfx-trading-engine
Distributed backtesting framework with Spring Boot order-matching engine + Python analytics orchestrator. Typed Java/Python, structured architecture, comprehensive README. Created Aug 2026, ~10 commits in 3 weeks, ~41KB size.
Michael-Oyeyemi /
Smart-Article-Summariser
Personal NLP project combining FastAPI backend with Chrome extension for article summarization and emotion detection using transformers; untyped JavaScript frontend, no tests/CI, but documented and structured with production dependencies.
Michael-Oyeyemi /
gmail-dashboard
Educational Flask Gmail dashboard with user auth, ML email classification, and admin controls. Personal coursework project with basic structure but lacks tests, CI, and type hints.
Michael-Oyeyemi /
neetcode-submissions
Personal coding interview prep repo synced from NeetCode.io with 8+ Python solutions, minimal tooling. Educational snapshot with no CI, tests, or license.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 22, 2021Joined GitHub
- Jul 23, 2024Created gmail-dashboard — Flask Application that accesses your gmail account
- Jul 5, 2025Created Smart-Article-Summariser
- Aug 9, 2026Created dbfx-trading-engine
- Aug 15, 2026Created neetcode-submissions — My NeetCode.io problem submissions
- Aug 29, 2026Most recent push to dbfx-trading-engine
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.