01 · Roasts
33 Weeks of Silence
Your heatmap is a flatline for 8 months followed by a burst of late-night commits. GitHub thought you were a ghost until May 2026.
Ships in Sprints, Not Prod
zagrosi, vrp-hunt, port-harbour, kestrel — all launched within 9 days of each other, all pre-alpha/pre-release. You're a world-class repo opener.
4 Followers, 6 Named Products
You've shipped more distinct project concepts than you have followers. The portfolio exists; the audience doesn't yet.
CI Optional
4 of your 7 repos have no CI whatsoever. You set up fuzz-smoke testing in Rust but can't be bothered to add a GitHub Actions workflow to your Python projects.
The capslock-nodelay Arc
A 19-line shell script that removes Caps Lock delay sits alongside a SCIM 2.0 filter parser with recursive descent and depth-64 limits. Your commit range is... wide.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight48D
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
69 active days
Language distribution
- Rust45%
- Python14%
- TypeScript13%
- Java10%
- HTML7%
- CSS5%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
17
Commits
last 12 months
64
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Mar 2022
05 · Top repos
MicrosoftWindows96 /
zagrosi
Pre-alpha Rust platform unifying project management, issue tracking, and incident response with OIDC/SAML/SCIM. Well-typed, tested, CI'd, documented, but early-stage (9 commits in 9 days). 5 stars, no external adoption yet.
MicrosoftWindows96 /
port-harbour
Port Harbour is a polished VS Code extension + Rust TUI that visualizes dev ports and Docker containers as pixel-art harbour scenes. Typed, well-documented, ships with CI, but pre-release (1 star, 23 hours old, minimal commits).
MicrosoftWindows96 /
vrp-hunt
Guardrailed VRP research toolkit with strict policy enforcement, extensive Pydantic models, and comprehensive documentation. Extremely recent creation (2026-05-16) with minimal commit history but deliberate architecture around fail-closed security workflows.
MicrosoftWindows96 /
Starling-Bank-Round-Up
Java API client for Starling Bank round-up savings feature. Typed, documented, structured multi-file layout with service-based architecture. Thin test coverage and no CI/CD, but meets 50+ threshold for documentation and typed implementation.
MicrosoftWindows96 /
kestrel
Alpha educational research project on browser automation for UK car insurance quotes. Feature-complete mock site with 10-step form, FastAPI backend, comprehensive test suite, but early stage (14 commits, 1 star), untyped Python, single-purpose narrow scope.
MicrosoftWindows96 /
capslock-nodelay
Minimal macOS utility: single-file shell script removing Caps Lock delay via LaunchAgent. No tests, CI, or multi-file architecture. Created and last pushed same day (2026-05-13), with only 2 commits in 30 days.
MicrosoftWindows96 /
MicrosoftWindows96
Profile repository with Windows 95-styled README showcasing skills and experience. No source code, no tests, minimal structure—a one-off branded resume in HTML/SVG format.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 15, 2022Joined GitHub
- Mar 5, 2025Created Starling-Bank-Round-Up
- May 7, 2026Created MicrosoftWindows96 — Profile
- May 7, 2026Created zagrosi — Open-source, self-hosted, AI-native platform for project management, issue tracking, and incident response.
- May 10, 2026Created kestrel — Educational research project: human-in-the-loop browser automation for personal-use UK car insurance quote shopping.
- May 12, 2026Created port-harbour — Live pixel-art harbour for your dev ports + Docker containers. Ports = boats. VS Code extension + Rust TUI.
- May 13, 2026Created capslock-nodelay — Remove the macOS Caps Lock activation delay via a LaunchAgent that runs hidutil at login.
- May 16, 2026Created vrp-hunt — Guardrailed tooling for authorized VRP research workflows
- May 16, 2026Most recent push to vrp-hunt
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.