01 · Roasts
The 9-Minute Portfolio
TacTicToe — your most impressive repo — was created and 'finished' in 9 minutes flat (23:38 to 23:47). That's not a project, that's a file upload with extra steps.
7 Commits in 52 Weeks
Your entire year of GitHub activity fits in a single hand of poker. 7 commits, spread across 3 burst sessions. The heatmap looks like someone sneezed on a blank canvas.
The Abandoned Profile Repo
Mkhod51.md says you're 'learning Tkinter for a Football TicTacToe game.' You then built that game in a separate repo and never came back to update the README. Past-you lied to future-you.
0 Stars, 0 Forks, 0 Followers
Triple zero across the board. Not a single person on GitHub has starred, forked, or followed you. You are in a perfect vacuum of external interest.
Coursework Uploader
2 of your 3 repos are academic submissions. GitHub is not a Moodle drop box — but at least you found the Submit button.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight33F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
4 active days
Language distribution
- Python81%
- Jupyter Notebook19%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
3
Commits
last 12 months
7
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Sep 2024
05 · Top repos
Mkhod51 /
TacTicToe
Academic school project (A-Level NEA) implementing a football-knowledge-based Tic-Tac-Toe and Connect 4 game in Python/tkinter with web-scraped player database and grid generation logic. Demonstrates solid project structure but limited scope and impact beyond coursework.
Mkhod51 /
Analyser
One-off data analysis script for IMC Prosperity trading competition. Minimal scope, no tests, no CI, no documentation, created and last pushed same day (2026-04-13). Only 2 commits; no project structure or maturity signals.
Mkhod51 /
Mkhod51
Empty profile repository with minimal content: 2 KB, 2 commits in 3 minutes, README only mentions learning Tkinter for a Football TicTacToe game with no actual code shipped.
06 · Timeline
- Sep 25, 2024Joined GitHub
- Oct 31, 2024Created Mkhod51 — My personal repository
- Mar 7, 2026Created TacTicToe
- Apr 13, 2026Created Analyser
- Apr 13, 2026Most recent push to Analyser
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.