01 · Roasts
93 Public Repos Collecting Dust
With a staleRepoRatio of 0.50, half your 150 repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. That's not a portfolio — that's a GitHub graveyard with a bio that says 'shipping upstream CNCF work'.
2 Commits and a Roadmap
layercheck was created and 'finished' in 15 minutes on 2026-03-13: diff, policy checks, LLM summaries, MCP integration — all promised, none shipped. The README is longer than the git log.
6 Total Stars Since 2014
After 12 years on GitHub, your entire public portfolio has accumulated 6 stars. That's less than half a star per year. Even the NASA API wrapper — live since 2017 — has only 3.
Lua Supremacist (Unintentionally)
30% of your public codebase is Lua — more than Java, Go, or JavaScript individually. No Lua repos were scored. Where is all this Lua going and should we be concerned?
73 Public Commits ≠ Your Real Output
privateWorkLikely=true means GitHub's public commit graph is basically a lie about your actual activity. The real Jeremy is presumably somewhere in Azure's private repos, unbothered.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight36F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight59D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
219 active days
Language distribution
- Lua30%
- Java25%
- JavaScript20%
- Go10%
- Python6%
- HTML3%
- Other6%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
10
Commits
last 12 months
73
Followers
131
Joined GitHub
Apr 2014
05 · Top repos
MorrisLaw /
k8s-crashloop-analyzer
Specialized Kubernetes debugging tool with deterministic rule engine and optional LLM integration. Typed code, documented architecture, modular design, tests present but no CI. Well-scoped indie project demonstrating working system.
MorrisLaw /
Java-Wrapper-Nasa-Api
Functional Java wrapper for NASA's public APIs with typed code, Maven build, CI/CD via Travis, and basic documentation. Covers APOD, EPIC, asteroids, and patents endpoints with simple service classes.
MorrisLaw /
layercheck
Brand-new Go CLI for OCI image inspection with working `inspect` command, structured types, typed language, README, and unit tests covering happy/error paths. Created 2026-03-13, only 2 commits; features planned but not shipped (diff, policy, optimize, LLM, MCP).
06 · Timeline
- Apr 3, 2014Joined GitHub
- Jun 27, 2017Created Java-Wrapper-Nasa-Api — A Java wrapper for NASA's open API.
- Jun 8, 2025Created k8s-crashloop-analyzer — Paste your pod logs or describe output and get root cause hints.
- Mar 13, 2026Created layercheck — OCI image governance and optimization tool. Inspect layers, detect policy violations, diff versions, and get actionable recommendations.
- Mar 13, 2026Most recent push to layercheck
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.