01 · Roasts
The Vanishing Act
208 commits concentrated in a 4-month burst, then 25 weeks of radio silence. The heatmap looks like a heartbeat monitor for someone who got bored and walked away.
gallery.js (Empty Since Launch)
You created a repo called 'gallery', pushed nothing, and called it a day. 0 commits. 0 files. 0 shame, apparently. This is the GitHub equivalent of buying a gym membership.
CI/CD? Never Heard of Her
Across 3 repos, not a single CI pipeline. Zero test files. You're shipping code the same way you'd send an email with no spell-check — just vibes and hope.
3 Stars, 0 Forks
3 total stars across your entire existence on GitHub. One of those is probably yourself. The other two are either your mum or a bot. The market has spoken.
README Minimalist
Motion's README is literally 1 line. respire's says the project is 'not done'. gallery has no README. You're building in stealth mode whether you meant to or not.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight55D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
52 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript69%
- TypeScript14%
- Python14%
- HTML2%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
12
Commits
last 12 months
208
Followers
8
Joined GitHub
Jul 2023
05 · Top repos
Moses-Bejon /
respire
TypeScript React music player using emotional song selection logic, with 30 commits over ~6 weeks. Typed, documented, structured codebase but lacks tests and CI. Personal project in active development phase.
Moses-Bejon /
Motion
Personal animation software project with working UI, basic structure, and 496 KB codebase. No tests, CI, or typed language (vanilla JS). Deployed to GitHub Pages but lacks meaningful documentation beyond 1-line README.
Moses-Bejon /
gallery
Empty scaffold repository with zero commits, no files, no documentation, and no meaningful content. Created and immediately pushed with no development activity.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 1, 2023Joined GitHub
- May 22, 2024Created Motion
- Jun 28, 2025Created respire
- Oct 30, 2025Created gallery
- Oct 30, 2025Most recent push to gallery
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.