01 · Roasts
Built in 26 Minutes, Reviewed Never
acme-saas clocked 2 commits in under half an hour with mock data and zero auth. That's less a SaaS product and more a theme park ride — looks like a business, doesn't actually go anywhere.
12 Commits to Rule Them All
Twelve commits in an entire year. That's one commit per month, which is coincidentally how often most people check their smoke detector batteries. At least the batteries blink.
The Profile Repo Has More Commits Than the Code Repo
Your MsTiik profile README racked up ~10 commits with zero source files. You committed harder to your bio than to any actual project. Respect the hustle, question the priorities.
100% Night Owl, 0% Output
nightOwlPct=100 means every single commit dropped after dark. Whatever you're cooking at midnight, it's not shipping — 0 stars, 0 forks, and a heatmap that's mostly empty sky.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight35F
- Depth15% weight5F
- Breadth10% weight25F
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
126 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript82%
- CSS16%
- JavaScript2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
2
Commits
last 12 months
12
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Nov 2018
05 · Top repos
MsTiik /
acme-saas
Tutorial/demo Next.js 15 SaaS scaffold with TypeScript, shadcn/ui, and Tailwind CSS. Minimal implementation—mock data only, no auth/database, 2 commits in 26 minutes, intended as Probe.io demo project.
MsTiik /
MsTiik
Personal bio/portfolio repository with README but no code files, no tests, no CI, no license, and minimal commit history. Essentially a scaffolded profile document rather than a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Nov 17, 2018Joined GitHub
- Dec 23, 2025Created MsTiik — My personal repo.
- Apr 24, 2026Created acme-saas — Very Real B2B SaaS
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to acme-saas
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.