01 · Roasts
179 Commits, 34 Repos, 0 Stars
You've somehow shipped 34 repos and clocked 179 commits this year without a single star to show for it. The GitHub algorithm is not suppressing you — the internet just hasn't noticed yet.
MRI-detector: Born and Dead in 4 Minutes
Your MRI segmentation pipeline went from zero to 'complete' in a 4-minute commit window on May 3rd. Two commits, one day, done. That's not a project — that's a zip file with extra steps.
59 PRs to Other People's Code, 0 Stars on Your Own
You've opened 59 PRs this year — mostly upstream for GSoC — but your own repos sit at a combined 0 stars. You're an excellent contributor to other people's GitHub profiles.
The Heatmap Has a Personality Disorder
Weeks 1–10: ghost town. Weeks 11–30: occasional tumbleweed. Weeks 41–45: sudden burst of 3s and 4s. Weeks 46–52: tapering back to silence. Your commit graph looks like a heart monitor after a jump scare.
CI is a Myth You've Chosen Not to Believe In
Not a single repo in your portfolio has CI configured. PitchSidePulse has a Vitest suite and a tsc --noEmit check sitting right there, begging for a GitHub Actions workflow. One yaml file. That's all.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight40D
- Consistency20% weight38F
- Quality20% weight72B
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
117 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript47%
- Jupyter Notebook32%
- HTML7%
- JavaScript5%
- CSS4%
- C++1%
- Other4%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
15
Commits
last 12 months
179
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Dec 2024
05 · Top repos
MuhammadAashirAslam /
PitchSidePulse
TypeScript Next.js World Cup fan app with real-time predictions, live leaderboards, and AWS Lambda integrations. Ships with comprehensive docs, 30 commits in 3 weeks, typed codebase, Vitest suites, and structured architecture (src/, lambdas/, migrations/).
MuhammadAashirAslam /
MRI-detector
TypeScript/Python full-stack MRI segmentation app with 4-stage algorithm pipeline (preprocessing, BFS region growing, graph cut, DP refinement). Typed, documented, structured but extremely recent (2 days old), zero production adoption signals.
MuhammadAashirAslam /
MuhammadAashirAslam
Personal profile repository with 12 KB total size and no source code files. Contains only a styled README with badges and career narrative about GSoC work on preCICE. No actual project artifacts, code samples, or implementation.
06 · Timeline
- Dec 20, 2024Joined GitHub
- Sep 20, 2025Created MuhammadAashirAslam
- May 3, 2026Created MRI-detector — A full-stack MRI brain tumor segmentation web app built with Next.js and FastAPI. It demonstrates advanced algorithm design using a 4-stage pipeline: Preprocessing, BFS Region Grow
- Jun 27, 2026Created PitchSidePulse
- Jul 31, 2026Most recent push to MuhammadAashirAslam
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.