01 · Roasts
62% Graveyard Rate
77 public repos and 62% haven't been touched in 2+ years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more an archaeological dig. At least label the strata.
0 Repos With Tests
Four repos scored, four repos with TESTS=no. You work at Railway — you know what observability means. Apparently that insight stops at the infrastructure layer and never reaches your own codebase.
257 Forks, 0 Tests
railway-grafana-stack has 257 forks and is your most impactful project. 257 people are copying infrastructure you wrote zero tests for. Sweet dreams.
The 1:1 Follower Ratio
66 followers, 66 following. A perfectly balanced social ledger. Are you networking or just mirroring? The universe is watching and it is unimpressed.
One-Commit Wonder
warp-github-themes: one commit, three YAML files, shipped to GitHub. Bold move calling that a repository. Bolder move making it public.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight63C
- Consistency20% weight60C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight80A
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
232 active days
Language distribution
- TypeScript24%
- JavaScript19%
- Python15%
- Astro12%
- HTML10%
- Go7%
- Other13%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
69
Commits
last 12 months
268
Followers
66
Joined GitHub
Jun 2014
05 · Top repos
MykalMachon /
railway-grafana-stack
Railway-hosted observability stack template with pre-integrated Grafana, Prometheus, Loki, and Tempo. Clear quick-start setup but minimal tests/CI and thin architectural documentation.
MykalMachon /
mykalmachon.com
Personal Astro blog with markdown-driven content, responsive design system, and minimal tooling. Working TypeScript project with structured layouts and search, but narrow scope and no tests/CI.
MykalMachon /
MykalMachon
Personal GitHub homepage with activity feed. Minimal scope (107 KB), untyped, no tests, no license. 30 commits over ~4.7 years with CI automation, but lacks architectural substance or meaningful documentation beyond README.
MykalMachon /
warp-github-themes
Three minimal Warp terminal theme files ported from Ghostty GitHub Dark palettes. Single commit, no tests or CI. Clean structure with MIT license and working README, but trivial scope and zero adoption.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 10, 2014Joined GitHub
- Jul 11, 2021Created mykalmachon.com — Mykal Machon's primary blog, website, and web playground 🛝
- Nov 10, 2021Created MykalMachon — New GitHub Homepage
- Feb 28, 2025Created railway-grafana-stack — Grafana stack built for Railway including Prometheus, Loki, and Tempo.
- Jun 17, 2026Created warp-github-themes — GitHub Dark color themes for the Warp terminal (Default, Dimmed, legacy)
- Aug 12, 2026Most recent push to MykalMachon
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.