01 · Roasts
The Heatmap is a Desert
52 weeks of heatmap, 7 cells with any activity, max value of 3. Your GitHub contribution graph looks like a QR code with almost all the pixels missing. totalCommitsYear = 0.
30 Commits in 27 Seconds
MIT-6.824-notes was born and completed in 27 seconds — 30 commits, one push, done forever. That's not version control, that's a file upload with extra steps.
The 7-Minute Masterpiece
'abcd' is your most recent project: 4 commits, 7 minutes, no README, no tests, no license, 12 KB of mystery HTML. A bold artistic statement in minimalism.
82% Graveyard
staleRepoRatio = 0.82 — 8 in 10 of your repos haven't been touched in over 2 years. Your GitHub profile is less a portfolio and more a digital cemetery.
2 Followers, 0 PRs
2 followers, 0 external PRs, 0 issues filed this year. The community doesn't know you exist, and your commit history suggests you've been trying to keep it that way.
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Zoral
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight42D
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
5 active days
Language distribution
- HTML39%
- JavaScript37%
- Go6%
- Jupyter Notebook6%
- Python6%
- Java3%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
2
Joined GitHub
Oct 2018
05 · Top repos
NahSama /
distributed-key-value
A distributed key-value store implementing Raft consensus with BadgerDB persistence and a custom "Follower Read" feature via HTTP APIs. Typed Go codebase with structured layout and documentation, but limited adoption signals and experimental scope.
NahSama /
MIT-6.824-notes
MIT 6.824 distributed systems lecture notes (Spring 2015) with ~14 MB of markdown-formatted course content covering Paxos, Raft, and related algorithms; typed language (Markdown), structured docs, but minimal code artifacts and single-day commit window.
NahSama /
abcd
Empty scaffold repo: 12 KB HTML project with 4 commits over 7 minutes on 2024-06-21, no README, tests, CI, or documentation. Appears to be a one-shot dump.
06 · Timeline
- Oct 23, 2018Joined GitHub
- Dec 20, 2021Created MIT-6.824-notes
- Apr 2, 2023Created distributed-key-value
- Jun 21, 2024Created abcd
- Jun 21, 2024Most recent push to abcd
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.