01 · Roasts
Commit Drought
18 commits in a year across 5 repos — that's fewer commits than a typical git rebase tutorial. Your heatmap looks like a QR code for an empty parking lot.
necirvan.com: The Void
Your personal website repo is 0 KB, 1 commit, created and abandoned in 3 minutes. At least lorem ipsum would have shown ambition.
Hackathon or Haunted House?
metra has hardcoded API keys in three separate files, a tester.py that tests nothing, and a mockItems array with 6 hardcoded events. Warwick Hackathon 2025 may never recover.
Portfolio? More Like a Wishlist
5 repos, 0 deployments, 0 forks, 1 star (probably your own). You have language diversity that suggests real curiosity — now you just need to, y'know, finish something.
jojodle: Ora Ora Nope
A Wordle clone is a perfectly respectable first project. One commit and no README is not. Even Dio Brando wrote 'The World' on the wall before stopping time.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight20F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
7 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript39%
- C#27%
- Jupyter Notebook17%
- Python16%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
18
Followers
0
Joined GitHub
Jun 2025
05 · Top repos
NecirvanA /
metra
Warwick Hackathon 2025 entry: news clustering dashboard using sentence embeddings, agglomerative clustering, and sentiment analysis. Works but unpolished, undeployed, no tests/CI, minimal docs.
NecirvanA /
jojodle
Minimal JoJo's-themed Wordle clone with Streamlit UI and basic game logic. Created 2026-01-18, 1 commit, 8 KB, no tests/CI/docs/license. Entry-level prototype with no real adoption or polish.
NecirvanA /
necirvan.com
Empty personal website scaffold with zero files, no documentation, no tests, and only 1 commit across 3 minutes (created and pushed 2026-02-21). No meaningful project output.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 21, 2025Joined GitHub
- Oct 19, 2025Created metra — Warwick Hackathon 2025 final entry
- Jan 18, 2026Created jojodle — It's like Wordle, but for Jojo's Bizzare Adventure
- Feb 21, 2026Created necirvan.com — my personal website
- Feb 21, 2026Most recent push to necirvan.com
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.