01 · Roasts
One-Hit Wonder, Emphasis on 'Was'
174 stars on Drowning-Detector sounds impressive until you notice the last commit was October 2019. Your most popular project graduated from high school and you never looked back.
87% Jupyter, 0% Tests
Nearly your entire GitHub is Jupyter Notebooks with zero test coverage anywhere. It's not a portfolio — it's a folder of homework you accidentally made public.
35 Commits in a Year
You managed 35 commits in the past 12 months. That's less than one commit per week, and the heatmap confirms 40+ weeks of absolute silence. The repo is more active in archaeology terms than git terms.
Eulers Method: A Love Story in 3 Days
Created 2016-12-28, last pushed 2016-12-31, hardcoded slope function, no license, no .gitignore. Three days from birth to abandonment is a personal record for technical debt speedrun.
Cambridge Didn't Show Up in the Commits
Bio says University of Cambridge, but the public contribution graph says 'checking in twice a season.' Either the coursework is entirely private or the coursework is entirely not happening here.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight38F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight39F
- Depth15% weight40D
- Breadth10% weight40D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
11 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook87%
- Python5%
- HTML5%
- MATLAB2%
- Dart1%
- Shell0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
26
Commits
last 12 months
35
Followers
35
Joined GitHub
Jul 2016
05 · Top repos
Nico31415 /
Drowning-Detector
A YOLO-based drowning detection project using webcam frames to track vertical position stability. Demonstrates competent computer vision application, but lacks test coverage, CI/CD, typed language, and proper error handling. Project documentation is minimal beyond README.
Nico31415 /
Citadel-Data-Open-2020
Hackathon project analyzing NYC gentrification via 311 calls using Streamlit and Jupyter notebooks. Limited scope, minimal commits (6/30 days), no tests, CI, license, or type hints; unfinished documentation.
Nico31415 /
Eulers-Method-Python
Minimal educational script implementing Euler's method for ODE approximation. Single untyped Python file (3 KB), no tests, CI, or license. Created Dec 2016, last push 3 days later (6 commits in 30 days window). Hardcoded slope function limits reusability.
06 · Timeline
- Jul 8, 2016Joined GitHub
- Dec 28, 2016Created Eulers-Method-Python
- Mar 10, 2019Created Drowning-Detector — Using YOLO object detection, this program will detect if a person is drowning. This project is still a work in progress, so it can only be implemented with a computer's webcam, and
- Nov 7, 2020Created Citadel-Data-Open-2020
- Nov 13, 2020Most recent push to Citadel-Data-Open-2020
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.