01 · Roasts
The Naming Liar
'Java-calculator' contains exactly zero Java and zero calculators — just an empty style.css and a cafedashboard.html that says '<p>hello</p>'. Bold commit.
The Sprint-and-Ghost
GROUP-R-MULTIMEDIA: 30 commits in 5 days, then radio silence. UMP-food-link: 16 commits in 4 days, gone. UNITY-GAME: 13 commits in 1 day, vanished. You ship like a meteorite — fast, bright, then nothing for months.
The Scaffold Hoarder
3 of your 8 repos are empty scaffolds with README headings and 0 KB of code. Personal-Portfolio was created and pushed in the same second. That's not shipping, that's mkdir with extra steps.
Test? Never Heard of Her
8 repos. 0 test files. 0 CI pipelines. 0 licenses. The only quality signal across your entire portfolio is that UNITY-GAME uses typed C#. One typed language in 8 repos is a statistic, not a strategy.
The Heatmap Flatline
48 weeks of pure zeros, then a sudden burst in the last 3 weeks. Your contribution graph looks like a patient who woke up from a coma and immediately ran a marathon.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight24F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight45D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
15 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript64%
- HTML19%
- CSS16%
- C#1%
- XML0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
88
Followers
6
Joined GitHub
Mar 2024
05 · Top repos
NjabuloNhlabathi /
UMP-food-link
Hackathon food waste management web app with three pages (student/staff/home), neumorphic UI, and mock AI waste sorter. Untyped, no tests/CI/license; minimal docs; ~1.7MB size with client-side data persistence only.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
GROUP-R-MULTIMEDIA
Tutorial-stage HTML/CSS website for fictional animal rescue org; minimal project scope, sparse README, no tests/CI/license, 5.9 MB mostly images.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
UNITY-GAME
Early-stage personal Unity 2D game learning project with basic player/obstacle scripts, minimal scope, 13 commits over one day, no tests or CI, typed C# with functional game mechanics but thin architecture.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
NjabuloNhlabathi
First-year student profile repo with only README (skill badges, no code). Empty repository with 0 stars, 0 forks, minimal commits in 30+ minute window. Pure profile metadata, no substantive projects or implementation.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
Njabulo-Group-R-alone
Minimal personal HTML/CSS project for a local animal rescue website. Single landing page with header, slideshow, footer. Zero stars, 3KB, 3 commits in one day. No tests, CI, license, or gitignore. README is stub-only.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
Java-calculator
Misnamed Java calculator repo containing incomplete HTML/CSS web pages (alert network, cafe dashboard) with minimal content, no tests, CI, or meaningful documentation beyond a 1-line README.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
UMP-EATZ-PROJECT
Empty scaffold with minimal README ("First year project"). 0 stars, 0 forks, 0 KB size, no source files, created and pushed same day. No tests, CI, license, or gitignore.
NjabuloNhlabathi /
Personal-Portfolio
Empty scaffold repo with only a bare README heading. Created and pushed same timestamp (2026-08-24). No files, no code, no substance.
06 · Timeline
- Mar 3, 2024Joined GitHub
- Jun 20, 2026Created UMP-EATZ-PROJECT — First year project
- Jun 24, 2026Created UNITY-GAME — First practice game using unity
- Aug 13, 2026Created Java-calculator — java calculator
- Aug 14, 2026Created UMP-food-link
- Aug 24, 2026Created GROUP-R-MULTIMEDIA — GROUP R MULTIMEDIA
- Aug 24, 2026Created Personal-Portfolio
- Aug 28, 2026Created Njabulo-Group-R-alone — Njabulo personal group project
- Aug 29, 2026Created NjabuloNhlabathi
- Aug 29, 2026Most recent push to NjabuloNhlabathi
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.