01 · Roasts
75% Graveyard Operator
Three quarters of your 83 public repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. GildedRose gets a pass at 13 years old — the other 60 repos are just haunting your profile.
Testing? Never Heard of Her
Zero repos out of the three scored have HAS_TESTS=yes. You shipped a 2,484-standards accessibility audit framework without a single automated test. The irony is auditable.
Stars Are All One Repo's Problem
415 of your 619 total stars come from a single kata you wrote in 2011. Your entire brand is 'agentic AI engineer' but your most-recognized work is intentionally bad C# from the Obama era.
Burst-Coder Energy
Your heatmap is basically flatline for 22 weeks then a chaotic burst of 4s. 621 commits/year sounds decent until you notice you took 5-month naps between sprints.
Portfolio Repo Has No Code
Your 'NotMyself' repo — the one literally named after you — has 943 claimed commits, 256k+ lines shipped, and zero lines of actual runnable code. It's a vibe, not a repo.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight68C
- Consistency20% weight65C
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight70B
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight50D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
136 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript50%
- PowerShell31%
- C#11%
- TypeScript3%
- HTML1%
- Shell1%
- Other3%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
48
Commits
last 12 months
621
Followers
327
Joined GitHub
Apr 2009
05 · Top repos
NotMyself /
NotMyself
Professional portfolio/personal brand repo with substantial README documenting owner's 25+ year career, agentic AI work, and 80+ public projects. No code samples, tests, or CI. Recent commits indicate active maintenance.
NotMyself /
GildedRose
Gilded Rose is a canonical refactoring teaching kata with 415 stars and 13+ years of active history, but the code itself is intentionally poorly-written (nested conditionals, string-based dispatch, tight coupling) as the pedagogical baseline for refactoring exercises—not production quality.
NotMyself /
dcyf-accessibility
A proof-of-concept accessibility audit system using Claude Code and Playwright. Demonstrates agentic workflows for WCAG 2.2 compliance checking with structured standards, agent orchestration, and report generation. Early-stage government project with no external adoption yet.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 13, 2009Joined GitHub
- Feb 11, 2011Created GildedRose — Refactoring Kata
- Jul 9, 2020Created NotMyself
- Mar 28, 2026Created dcyf-accessibility — A proof of concept demo performing accessibility audits using agentic engineering.
- Mar 28, 2026Most recent push to dcyf-accessibility
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.