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PoggyBobby

Sellab

F

GitHub tourist

Overall

0.0

/ 100

01 · Roasts

Speed-run README

You created your entire GitHub presence in 30 seconds — 2 commits, 0 lines of real code. That's not a portfolio, that's a Post-it note on an empty desk.

Language: Unknown

GitHub literally cannot identify a single programming language in your repos. 100% 'Unknown' is a new level of mystery — the kind that comes from not writing any code.

Ghost Town Activity

2 commits in a full year and a heatmap that's almost entirely black. Even crypto wallets have more on-chain activity than your GitHub.

Zero Social Footprint

0 followers, 0 following, 0 PRs, 0 issues. You joined GitHub and immediately went into witness protection.

Badges Without Cause

Your profile README proudly displays GitHub stats widgets — for an account with 2 commits and 0 stars. That's like framing your attendance trophy.

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02 · Category breakdown

  • Impact
    25% weight
    5F
  • Consistency
    20% weight
    5F
  • Quality
    20% weight
    10F
  • Depth
    15% weight
    5F
  • Breadth
    10% weight
    5F
  • Community
    10% weight
    5F

03 · Stats

365-day commit heatmap

2 active days

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Language distribution

1 langs
  • Unknown100%

04 · Numbers

Owned repos

non-fork

1

Commits

last 12 months

2

Followers

0

Joined GitHub

Jan 2026

05 · Top repos

06 · Timeline

  1. Jan 5, 2026
    Joined GitHub
  2. Mar 5, 2026
    Created PoggyBobby — profile
  3. Mar 5, 2026
    Most recent push to PoggyBobby

07 · Compare

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PoggyBobby · 6dmedian coder

08 · Rubric

How this score was produced

Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve

CategoryWeightScoreContrib.
Raw total6.0
Top-end curve+0.0
Final overall6.0

Tier thresholds

S90100Mass-producing humansA8089Ship machineB7079Solid engineerC6069Getting thereD4059README enthusiastF039GitHub tourist
▸ How the pipeline works
  1. 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
  2. 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
  3. 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
  4. 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
  5. 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.

~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.

▸ Data sources & caveats
  • Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL contributionsCollection — covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default).
  • Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
  • Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
  • Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.
PoggyBobby · 6.0/100 — Rate My GitHub