01 · Roasts
The Heatmap Is a Void
52 weeks of pure green... wait, it's all zeros. Your contribution graph is less 'grass' and more 'the moon'. The last commit was December 2018 — that's not a hiatus, that's a retirement.
92-Second Codebase
cottonwood was created and last touched within 92 seconds, featuring hardcoded email addresses and zero input sanitization. That's not version control — that's ctrl+C, ctrl+V, close laptop.
Lorem Ipsum Engineer
enterpriseape has a README and tests, technically — except the README is Lorem ipsum and the tests are empty stubs. You gamed your own flags with placeholder content from a Word doc template.
5 Languages, 1 Commit Each
JavaScript, HTML, CSS, PHP, Ruby — impressive polyglot range for someone who collectively wrote maybe 200 lines and never returned to any of it.
Joined 2015, Done by 2018
Three years of occasional scaffolding and then a clean exit. 0 stars, 0 forks, 0 followers gained, 0 commits this year. The GitHub account exists purely as a historical artifact.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight15F
- Consistency20% weight5F
- Quality20% weight28F
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight5F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
0 active days
Language distribution
- JavaScript43%
- HTML19%
- CSS16%
- PHP13%
- Ruby9%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
4
Commits
last 12 months
0
Followers
1
Joined GitHub
Jan 2015
05 · Top repos
PraneethPike /
gatsby-starter-netlify-cms
Gatsby + Netlify CMS starter template with structured React components, typed props, and working Gatsby/Markdown setup. Zero stars, one-day creation-to-push, minimal commit depth—a tutorial/example scaffold with no sustained development or adoption signal.
PraneethPike /
enterpriseape
Boilerplate Rails 4.1 scaffold with placeholder content, no real implementation, created and abandoned same day in 2015. HAS_README and HAS_TESTS flags present but README is mostly Lorem ipsum and tests are empty stubs.
PraneethPike /
cottonwood
Abandoned PHP/JavaScript website for Cottonwood Compost with zero community engagement. One commit in 2015, no documentation, tests, CI, or version control discipline. Appears to be a one-off business website dump.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 7, 2015Joined GitHub
- Mar 23, 2015Created cottonwood
- May 6, 2015Created enterpriseape
- Dec 17, 2018Created gatsby-starter-netlify-cms
- Dec 17, 2018Most recent push to gatsby-starter-netlify-cms
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.