01 · Roasts
One-Day Wonders
capsicum accumulated 30 commits in a single calendar day and calls itself an effect handler library. That's not development — that's a fever dream with a build.sbt.
33-Minute Portfolio Expansion
nlp-coursework went from 'git init' to 'last push' in 33 minutes. Congrats on the world's fastest project lifecycle — from birth to abandonment before the coffee got cold.
README? Never Heard of Her
Zero READMEs across all three scored repos. An MEng Computing student at Imperial and not a single sentence explaining what any of this code does. The code is a mystery box, and you lost the key.
1 Star, 1 Fork, 1 Dream
Total public impact: 1 star, 1 fork, across 11 repos and nearly 5 years on GitHub. That star is doing a lot of heavy lifting for this profile.
Heatmap Flatline
42 of 52 weeks show zero commits. The heatmap looks less like a developer and more like a seismograph in a very boring geological region. Coursework deadlines are not a commit strategy.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight18F
- Consistency20% weight35F
- Quality20% weight26F
- Depth15% weight35F
- Breadth10% weight65C
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
32 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook61%
- Rust15%
- Python12%
- Scala6%
- TypeScript2%
- CSS2%
- Other2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
146
Followers
5
Joined GitHub
May 2021
05 · Top repos
PriyanshC /
IC-hack-25
Experimental fire evacuation simulation project with multi-file Python codebase using NetworkX and 3D visualization. Incomplete implementation with no documentation, tests, CI, or license. Only 1 star, created Feb 2025, active but nascent.
PriyanshC /
capsicum
Early-stage Scala effect handler library exploring capture checking with minimal documentation, no tests, and incomplete API. Shows experimental work on algebraic effects but lacks README, CI, and finished examples.
PriyanshC /
nlp-coursework
Empty or scaffold Jupyter Notebook coursework dump with 0 stars, no README, no docs, no tests, 199 KB size, created and pushed same day (33 min apart). No meaningful project presence.
06 · Timeline
- May 12, 2021Joined GitHub
- Feb 1, 2025Created IC-hack-25
- Mar 4, 2026Created nlp-coursework
- Apr 24, 2026Created capsicum
- Apr 24, 2026Most recent push to capsicum
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.