01 · Roasts
34 Commits Doesn't Buy You Credibility
You shipped 34 commits all year across 22 public repos. That's less than one commit per repo. Your heatmap looks like a connect-the-dots puzzle where someone gave up halfway.
62% Graveyard Ratio
Over half your repos haven't been touched in 2+ years. That's not a portfolio — that's a digital archaeological dig. At least put a tombstone README on them.
Batchfile Is 45% of Your Identity
Nearly half your code by bytes is `.bat` files. It's 2025. Even sysadmins are writing Python now. Your Git history smells faintly of `pause` and `goto` statements.
9 Followers, 12 PRs — Reverse Ratio
You opened 12 PRs this year but only have 9 followers. You're contributing to other people's houses while your own neighborhood is empty. Build something people want to watch.
pcHealth Has a Changelog Longer Than Your Commit History
pcHealth's changelog has 92 entries but your public commit count for the year is 34. Either that changelog is very optimistic, or the real work is happening somewhere GitHub can't see — which, honestly, would explain a lot.
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02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight28F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
69 active days
Language distribution
- Batchfile45%
- Python17%
- C#12%
- PowerShell10%
- VBScript7%
- CSS4%
- Other5%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
13
Commits
last 12 months
34
Followers
9
Joined GitHub
Aug 2019
05 · Top repos
REALSDEALS /
pcHealth
Windows PC diagnostic and maintenance tool in Batchfile with 26 system utilities, structured multi-file layout (Scripts/CMD, Scripts/PS1, Scripts/VBS), and active changelog. Typed helper scripts (PS1, VBS) but modest adoption (11 stars), untyped batch core, no tests/CI.
REALSDEALS /
matrix-display
Lightweight Flask + JS dashboard that visualizes GitHub contributions as a retro matrix display. Single-week burst (~16 commits in <1 day), minimal scope, but well-structured with Docker support and functional UI.
REALSDEALS /
REALSDEALS
Portfolio README repo with no shipped code artifacts. Professional biography linking to separate projects (pcHealth, Win_Scan), 0 stars/forks, minimal size (13 KB), no tests/CI/license. Serves as author profile page rather than a functional project.
06 · Timeline
- Aug 16, 2019Joined GitHub
- Nov 9, 2021Created REALSDEALS — My own README.md!
- Nov 21, 2021Created pcHealth — Check the health of your Windows installation, battery health and much more!
- Feb 22, 2026Created matrix-display — A dedicated, retro-modern GitHub Contribution Clock.
- Mar 23, 2026Most recent push to REALSDEALS
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.