01 · Roasts
The Snake That Never Slithered
snake-game has exactly 1 commit, no files, and was created and abandoned within a single second. That's not a repo, that's a typo with a URL.
79% Notebooks, 0% Tests
Nearly 4 in every 5 bytes you've written live in Jupyter Notebooks — and not a single test exists anywhere on your profile. Data science without validation is just vibes science.
40 Commits, Zero Stars, Zero PRs
A full year of activity and no one — not even a bot — has starred, forked, or filed an issue on any of your repos. The audience remains: you.
The One-Day Wonder
restaurant-finder was created and pushed in under 24 hours. It's your highest-impact repo. That's either impressive hustle or a very low bar — probably both.
Solo Act, No Encore
soloPct=100, totalPRsYear=0, totalIssuesYear=0. You've never opened a PR, never filed an issue, never contributed to anyone else's code. GitHub is a social network and you are off the grid.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight25F
- Consistency20% weight20F
- Quality20% weight34F
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
96 active days
Language distribution
- Jupyter Notebook79%
- HTML17%
- Java3%
- Python0%
- JavaScript0%
- PureBasic0%
- Other1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
11
Commits
last 12 months
40
Followers
4
Joined GitHub
Jan 2023
05 · Top repos
Rahim-Rahmatzada /
London-Affordability-Visualization
Personal data visualization project exploring London housing affordability using Elm + VegaLite with interactive choropleth maps, line charts, and stacked area charts. Well-documented but untyped (Elm is dynamically typed), zero dependencies, no tests, CI, or license.
Rahim-Rahmatzada /
restaurant-finder
Python CLI tool querying Just Eat API to display nearby restaurants. Basic working project with typed code, clear README, but minimal scope, no tests/CI, and created only 1 day ago with 11 commits.
Rahim-Rahmatzada /
snake-game
Empty scaffold repo with no files, no documentation, and single commit. Created and pushed same second with zero evidence of functional code or project structure.
06 · Timeline
- Jan 30, 2023Joined GitHub
- Jun 4, 2025Created London-Affordability-Visualization
- Oct 27, 2025Created snake-game
- Mar 29, 2026Created restaurant-finder
- Mar 30, 2026Most recent push to restaurant-finder
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.