01 · Roasts
Architecture Astronaut
You have 770-line READMEs with LaTeX math and Mermaid diagrams referencing files like src/models/encoder.py that literally do not exist. You're writing documentation for software you haven't built yet.
The Heatmap Flatline
44 out of 52 weeks on your heatmap are completely empty. That's not a developer activity chart — that's a cardiogram for someone who only codes during exam season.
Sarcasm² Detected
You built two repos about detecting sarcasm — Sarcasm_Detector AND Sarcasm_Detection — both created on different days, both with 0 stars, 0 code, and 1 commit. The real sarcasm is the productivity.
34 Commits, 32 Repos
32 public repos and only 34 commits in the past year. That's barely more than one commit per repo. GitHub is your idea whiteboard, not your engineering portfolio.
NUS CS, Undefined Behavior
NUS Computer Science in the bio, but 0 tests, 0 CI pipelines, and 0 licenses across every analyzed repo. Prof would not be pleased.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight16F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight57D
- Depth15% weight20F
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
17 active days
Language distribution
- Python84%
- Jupyter Notebook10%
- TypeScript4%
- JavaScript1%
- HTML1%
- CSS1%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
21
Commits
last 12 months
34
Followers
24
Joined GitHub
May 2021
05 · Top repos
Reallyeasy1 /
Sarcasm_Detector
Educational deep-learning sarcasm detector using BERT with four specialized modules (DSIN, CSP, ADV) and comprehensive architectural documentation. Created 2 hours ago with 1 commit; clearly experimental.
Reallyeasy1 /
Sarcasm_Detection
Early-stage sarcasm detection model architecture with detailed documentation but minimal implementation; 21 KB codebase created 2 hours ago with single commit suggests research sketches rather than shipped project.
Reallyeasy1 /
RL-kiddo
Educational documentation of an RL training pipeline (REINFORCE + KL penalty on BART/T5), but no actual implementation code, tests, CI, or working project artifact. Appears to be a tutorial/documentation-only repo with zero stars, no commits beyond initial creation, and no executable codebase.
06 · Timeline
- May 14, 2021Joined GitHub
- Feb 22, 2026Created Sarcasm_Detection
- Feb 28, 2026Created Sarcasm_Detector
- Apr 14, 2026Created RL-kiddo
- Apr 14, 2026Most recent push to RL-kiddo
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.