01 · Roasts
Burst Coder, Professional Ghost
Your heatmap looks like a heartbeat monitor with weeks 17–26 flatlining completely. 172 commits a year sounds okay until you realize half the year you simply don't exist on GitHub.
219 Stars, Zero Tests
Voice_Extractor has 219 stars and a Google Colab GUI, yet you couldn't add a single pytest file. Real users are trusting production pipelines to code that has never once been automatically verified.
following: 0
You follow literally zero people on GitHub. 0 external PRs this year, 1 issue opened. You're shipping in a hermetically sealed chamber — the community didn't get the memo you exist.
TalkingJellyfish is a cry for help
Your most recent repo is 130 KB of undocumented HTML with no README, no description, no stars, and no discernible purpose. Was it art? An accident? We'll never know.
Great Models, No Makefile
You're orchestrating Bandit-v2, PyAnnote, WeSpeaker, and Whisper in a single pipeline but can't be bothered to add a CI badge. SOTA model composition paired with 2017-era release hygiene.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight63C
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight55D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight25F
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
62 active days
Language distribution
- Python60%
- Jupyter Notebook20%
- HTML11%
- TypeScript5%
- CSS2%
- Dockerfile2%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
5
Commits
last 12 months
172
Followers
8
Joined GitHub
Jun 2017
05 · Top repos
ReisCook /
Voice_Extractor
Specialized voice extraction tool combining Bandit-v2, PyAnnote, WeSpeaker, and Whisper for speaker isolation and transcription. Actively maintained (30 of last 30 recent commits), typed Python with clear multi-stage pipeline architecture, but lacks tests, CI, and formal license.
ReisCook /
VoiceAssistant
Working Sesame CSM voice assistant with typed Python backend, React/Tauri frontend, Docker services, and real-time speech synthesis—modest scope but solid engineering for a personal project shipped in ~3 weeks.
ReisCook /
TalkingJellyfish
Minimal HTML project with no documentation, tests, or CI; 23 commits over ~40 days suggest brief experimental work with no clear purpose or deliverable.
06 · Timeline
- Jun 21, 2017Joined GitHub
- Apr 24, 2025Created VoiceAssistant — A functioning Sesame CSM project with a desktop GUI - Real-time factor: 0.6x with 4070 Ti Super - Requires only 8GB VRAM
- May 15, 2025Created Voice_Extractor — Automated speech dataset creator
- Mar 16, 2026Created TalkingJellyfish
- Apr 25, 2026Most recent push to TalkingJellyfish
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.