01 · Roasts
The 30-Minute Architect
Instagram-Downloader was born and shipped in 13 minutes across 6 commits. TikTok-Downloader followed the same playbook. These aren't projects — they're browser tabs you accidentally committed.
CI/CD? Never Heard Of Her
0 out of 8 repos have CI. 0 out of 8 have tests. Every single repo. You've achieved a perfect score in exactly one metric, and it's the wrong one.
upi-params: The 3-Minute Masterwork
You created upi-params, wrote 23 parameter definitions into a README, and called it a repository. Start to finish: 3 minutes. The quality score is literally 0. This is the GitHub equivalent of a sticky note.
following: 0
You follow exactly zero people, opened zero PRs this year, and filed zero issues. The community dimension technically exists — you just chose not to participate in it at all.
WClient Is Carrying a Graveyard
WClient is a legitimately structured Kotlin project with 30+ modules and Android service lifecycle management. It alone accounts for ~70% of your entire profile's technical substance. The other 7 repos are its unpaid interns.
Built using
Zoral
Shadows one worker for a week, then takes over their job with zero extra setup. Behaves exactly like the original.
zoral.ai
02 · Category breakdown
- Impact25% weight35F
- Consistency20% weight55D
- Quality20% weight52D
- Depth15% weight50D
- Breadth10% weight55D
- Community10% weight40D
03 · Stats
365-day commit heatmap
96 active days
Language distribution
- Java72%
- Kotlin23%
- Python2%
- HTML2%
- JavaScript1%
- CSS0%
04 · Numbers
Owned repos
non-fork
8
Commits
last 12 months
55
Followers
26
Joined GitHub
Apr 2024
05 · Top repos
RetrivedMods /
WClient
Minecraft Bedrock utility client with modular architecture, JSON config persistence, Kotlin+Compose UI. Functional but niche domain (cheating/hacking tool); codebase ~13.7 MB, typed, documented, no tests/CI.
RetrivedMods /
Social-Media-Downloader
A working Telegram bot for Instagram/TikTok media downloads with typed Python code, structured handlers, and environment-based config. Very early stage: 1 star, 8 commits in ~1 month, minimal documentation, no tests/CI.
RetrivedMods /
TG
TG Drive fork adding local directory backup to Telegram via localManager.py; experimental one-off with basic async task queue, no tests, minimal documentation beyond README.
RetrivedMods /
TikTok-Downloader
Single-file HTML/CSS/JS TikTok downloader with minimal setup; no tests, CI, or documentation beyond a brief README. Early-stage personal project with shallow codebase and inactive maintenance history.
RetrivedMods /
MCPE-Downloader
A documentation-only repository promoting a Minecraft PE download platform, with no source code, tests, CI, or typed implementation. Marketing site description with minimal technical substance.
RetrivedMods /
upi-params
Minimal reference documentation for UPI payment parameters. Single README with 23 parameter definitions and examples. Created and committed within 3 minutes, 3 KB total size, no code or tests.
RetrivedMods /
Instagram-Downloader
Single-file HTML/CSS/JS Instagram downloader with no architectural structure, no tests, no CI, and minimal documentation beyond a brief README. Created and last pushed within 30 minutes; appears to be a one-shot web tool lacking production readiness.
RetrivedMods /
RetrivedMods
Profile/portfolio README only with no actual project code. 7KB repo contains exclusively README.md with personal branding; no source files, tests, CI, or functional code shipped.
06 · Timeline
- Apr 14, 2024Joined GitHub
- Apr 27, 2025Created WClient — The Best Utility Client For MCPE 1.26
- Jan 31, 2026Created RetrivedMods
- May 24, 2026Created MCPE-Downloader — MCPE Downloader by RetrivedMods - Download Minecraft PE texture packs, PvP packs, shaders, mods, clients, maps, and addons easily.
- May 26, 2026Created TikTok-Downloader — TikTok Video Downloader Without Watermark.
- May 30, 2026Created Instagram-Downloader — Instagram Video Downloader Without Watermark.
- Jun 14, 2026Created upi-params — A reference for UPI deep link parameters, merchant fields, transaction fields, and QR payment attributes
- Jul 9, 2026Created Social-Media-Downloader — A Media Downloader Telegram Bot
- Aug 19, 2026Created TG
- Aug 19, 2026Most recent push to RetrivedMods
07 · Compare
08 · Rubric
How this score was produced
Overall = Σ (category × weight) + gentle top-end curve
Tier thresholds
▸ How the pipeline works
- 01Scrape.Pull every non-fork repo pushed in the last 90 days, plus your contribution calendar, followers, and language byte counts — straight from GitHub's REST & GraphQL APIs.
- 02Triage.A small model reads every repo's file tree + README and picks the 20 files per repo that actually reveal how you code.
- 03Grade each repo. All repos run in parallel through a fast scoring model that reads the picked files and rates each one independently on Impact, Quality, and Depth — with evidence citations.
- 04Aggregate. A larger reasoning model combines the per-repo scores with server-computed stats (heatmap, commit cadence, language entropy, follower count) to produce the 6-dimension profile score + roasts.
- 05Correct.Deterministic server-side checks enforce anchor-scale floors (e.g. a profile with 2,000+ public commits can't score 30 Consistency) and recompute the final verdict.
~90 seconds per profile, ~$0.25 in compute. Total of ~240 files read across your top-12 repos. One rating per GitHub account per day.
▸ Data sources & caveats
- Heatmap & commit totals: GitHub GraphQL
contributionsCollection— covers the last 365 days, includes private repos when the user has opted in (default). - Language %: byte totals across the top 30 owned non-fork repos.
- Curve: a small upward nudge centered on raw score ≈ 70, capping at 100. Prevents specialists from being unfairly penalised for narrow breadth.
- Anchor corrections: when server-measured signals (e.g. privateWorkLikely, multiRepoVolume, follower count) mandate a minimum category score, the aggregation step enforces it. These are signal-conditional, not identity-based floors.